I'm a man I'm real proud of my manhood I like to smoke Ten thousands of cigarillos Eight ball I could climb any fountain I never cry I only bawl when I'm losing And I've never been wrong Never been wrong I'm looking so good Looking so good Got a big gold gun Got a big gold bullet And I guess you could say I'm real full of it I'm real full of it I'm real straight You wanna see my peccadillos Hot dog 7:30 every morning And I'm big into war Big into war Big into war I am a whore I am a whore Got a big gold gun I shave with Gillette Shave with Gillette And I'm patting my back Patting my back Got a big gold bullet