The Party Song

Do you want to come to a partyMy friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
This things at a frat house but the people are cool there
Reluctant I followed but never dreamed there
Would be someone there who would catch my attention
I wasnāt out looking for love or affection 
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
Shine the beer and tequila and we headed into the party
And then in the backyard some terrible ska band
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
This place is so lame all these girls look the same
All thse guys have no game I wish I would have stayed
In my bed back at home watching TV alone
Where Iād put on some porn or have sex on the phone
Far from people I hate down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party
And then I saw her standing thereWith green eyes and long blond hair
She wasnāt wearing underwear at least I prayed that
She might be the one maybe weād have some funMaybe weād watch the sun rise
But that night I learned some girls try too hardSome girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard to impressWith the way that they dress
With those things on their chestsAnd the things they suggest to me
I couldnāt believe what this lady was saying
The names she was dropping the games she was playing
She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys
How sheās down with the Īwise well constructed disguise
Now Iād rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless
So I said Iād call her but never would bother
Until I got turned down by another girl at a party
So when you see her standing thereWith green eyes and long blonde hair
She wonāt be wearing underwear and youāll discover
This girlās not the one and sheāll never be fun
You should just turn and run because youāll find out thatSome girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress
With those things on their chestAnd the things they suggest to me