Welcome to the family, I've a mother and a granny
And a father and a brother and a sister and a lover
Then I count the cousins I can count them by the dozens
They come once or twice removed, with nothing left to prove

We've got relations
He's got relations
She's got relations too

Tell me what to do if it all falls through
Do we find it in a direction to be true to you?
What did we do to you to make you feel so blue?
Tell me there's a reason hanging over you
Has the family met you?
Coz we're coming straight to you

Conflict and persuasion in the business population
You can tell me about tradition but I don't know what it means
And I'm coming off the rebound like a ping-pong ball
I reach so high I go right through the sky

We've got relations
He's got relations
She's got relations too

Tell me what to do if it all falls through
Do we find it in a direction to be true to you?
What did we do to you to make you feel so blue?
Tell me there's a reason hanging over you
Has the family met you?
Coz we're coming straight to you

What did we do to you to make you feel so blue?
Tell me there's a reason hanging over you (X4)
What did we do to you?

Quote (Gruff introducing the song live in London 1997):
"We're gonna play an all-new song. And we've got a different title every night for it. And tonight it's called Amy."
Where:
Live
When:
1997
Source:
[Unreleased]
Status:
Complete!
Notes:
Ice Hockey Hair was written during the Radiator tour of 1997. The band had yet to write the complete lyrics to the song and initially performed it with only the first verse and chorus intact, singing the first verse twice. By later on in the tour the guys had arrived at these lyrics, before totally overhauling them to arrive at the Ice Hockey Hair we know and love today.