We were the upside of down on a Saturday night
And the girls were bickering and starting to fight
"Hey you, don't push just wait your turn!"
Said the bouncer to the woman with the carpet burn
Said "I exist in flexitime
You'll need a ruler coz I'm out of line
Your energetic young face will change to mush
And the policeman will keep hush hush"
And say

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Well we're the enigmatic panda team
And we don't think about reason when we have a dream
And with pine kernel teeth we can chew on bone
So count your country overthrown
So we splinter group and do defect
So the bouncer threw a wobbler at the woman he decked
And we go wham! Wham! Wham! On the nightclub floor
But security have immunity
Don't go

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Well my T-shirt read "we love airplane noise"
And as the Euro girls kissed the Euro boys
We say by-bye-buy it's time to fly
And to the easy groove we make a move
And go

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Quote (Gruff):
"This is seeking revenge on bouncers that've caused you grief. It's about Saturday nights out in Cardiff, where you need a suit and tie to get into most places and it can get pretty aggressive. It's about when everyone gets chucked out and you try and get back in and the police turn up. It's probably the most aggressive-sounding thing on the record. Five years ago we couldn't go out anywhere because we were banned from everywhere!"
Where:
Real World Studios
When:
1999
Source:
Track 5 (Guerrilla): 4 minutes, 41 seconds
Status:
Complete!