YOU'RE TEARIN' ME APART 2:40
Well I'm in my car and I got nothin' to do
Said I'm lookin' for a nice girl like you
Now it's gettin' late, I haven't got a date
Baby now I'm bored 'cause I just can't wait
Well O.K. All right
Well O.K. All right
Well O.K. All right
Well O.K. All right
You're tearin' me apart
You're rippin' out my heart
You're tearin' me apart
You're rippin' out my heart
Hey there baby out by the pool
I said you look pretty tough puffing on that Kool
You're the dumbest thing I ever met
Think I'll go see what's on the T.V. Set
AIN'T GOT NO SENSE 4:17
Well I spend my money 'cuz I don't care
I hoard my dollars 'cuz I won't share
It's a time to communicate, a time to be shrewd
A time to liberate, a time to be rude
OH OH; OH OH; OH ain't got no sense, OH OH; OH
My mother kicked the bucket and my dad's on his way
Well I can hardly wait to cash his pay
My little sister's shy 'cuz she's got no sense
She learns her lesson when I get intense
OH OH; OH OH; OH ain't got no sense, OH OH; OH
Does she love me for the money, that I keep for my own
Does she love me, really love me tonight
Well I spend my money 'cuz I don't care
I hoard my dollars 'cuz I won't share
It's a time to communicate, a time to be shrewd
A time to liberate, a time to be rude
OH OH; OH OH; OH ain't got no sense, OH OH; OH
Does she love me for the money, that I keep for my own
Really love me, really love me tonight
If I could change your mind, then things, they would be fine
If I could change my mind, then things, they would be fine
Then I know
Well I spend my money 'cuz I don't care
I hoard my dollars 'cuz I won't share
It's a time to communicate, a time to be shrewd
A time to liberate, a time to be rude
OH OH; OH OH; OH ain't got no sense, OH OH; OH
BONERACK 3:35
Well it's time to check in cause my nerves are shot
Well my knees are shakin' and I hurt a lot
I got an arm full of scabs and a nasty bruise
Well there ain't no girls that I won't use
CHORUS
I've gotta check in check out baby
What's my name
I gotta check in check out baby
I'm insane
The guys in here are pretty cool
Three epileptics and the rest are fools
Well the rooms are rubber and they're painted pink
Now my blood's drippen' in the sink
CHORUS X2
Well now I'm living in a common class
Well they caught me hackin' with a piece of glass
Now I never never never never never have fun
Cause I blew off my lid with a snub nose gun
PICTURE MY FACE 2:56
Some day you'll remember me
And picture my face
Some day you may smile at me
And I'll walk away
Yesterday I needed a buck
Today I need a bank
But I know who was always there
It's me I have to thank
CHORUS
And I wanna say
Picture my face
I gotta say
Picture my face
Well someday you'll remember me
And picture my face
Some day you may smile at me
And I'll walk away
Yesterday I needed love
Today I need some hate
But I know who was always there
Now baby it's too late
CHORUS
And I wanna say
Picture my face
I gotta say
Picture my face
I need somebody new
Just like you
I need somebody true
I want somebody new
Just like you
I need somebody new
LUCY POTATO 3:37
See my Lucy Potato
She's the girl that I gotta rape
See my Lucy Potato
She's the girl that I gotta date
Yeah
Lucy Potato
Oh yeah
Lucy Potato
CHORUS
One time two times
Ringing that phone
Three times four times
Nobody home
Socially that chick's rejected
Intellectually demented
Looks real nice with her pink dress on
She's always drunk she's a lot of fun
Yeah
Lucy Potato
Oh oh yeah
I wanna date
CHORUS
See my Lucy Potato
She's that girl that I gotta date
See my Lucy Potato
She's that girl that I gotta mate
Yeah
Lucy Potato
Oh Yeah
Lucy Potato
CHORUS
Lucy comes chap, chap, chap at my door
Lucy comes tap, tap, tap at my door
Lucy comes knock, knock, knock on my door
Lucy comes tap, tap, tap on my door
LITTLE BOXES 3:39
Does she dry up like a raisin in the sun
Or fester like a sore; pucker up and then run
Spending my money almost every week
And end up on the table like a piece of meat
Alimony, yes yes, alimony, yea yea
Alimony, yea baby, alimony
With a lump in my throat and a tear in my eye
The street's gettin' longer, guess it's useless to try
Now she's part of my forgotten past
I've gotta make that move, gotta make it last
Alimony, yes yes, alimony, yea yea, alimony
Come on now, yea baby, come on now, come on now
I'm in the movies, yea
REPEAT
High low, I say come on now
I say let's go, I say let's go
REPEAT SECOND VERSE
CURTAIN JUMPER 4:02
Let me tell ya a story about a guy I know
Who sits in the basement writing Rock and Roll
He never sees that sun when the sun is shining
Happiness to me is Dancing, Shaggin' and Dining
He got a cab and went to a bar
Looking for a "B" girl didn't get very far
Some places bop and others are tame
Without a passport it's hard to obtain
CHORUS
Curtain jump
Curtain jump
When I want
Curtain jump
Well I'm a pea brain that's for sure
I'm a flea brain and much more
I'm a knumbskull yeah
Well I'm a knumbskull yes
His meals come by telephone his sex not at all
Sittin' in the basement hoping that you'll call
Not too late and not too fast
Gotta make my lovin' while the twilight lasts
Foreign City, foreign state
Down the road, through that gate
Is it real, shit I don't know
In my life, I told you so
TOP DOWN 1:58
I wanna get myself a cadillac
One that's really slick
Well I'll be driving through your country
I'll be picking up all your chicks
CHORUS
Top down
In the sun
I wanna have fun
Top down
Well I bought this car to improve my chances
Everybody's looking at me
Well now my name is Lance Romance
Baby won't you take a chance
Well I'll be driving through your cities
I'll be driving through your town
Well everybody's gonna look at me
I'll be driving with my top down
GET OFF MY BACK 4:21
Fun comes fast
But soon I'll go
It's time to relax
When I stay low
I'll leave my life
For just a while
When I come back
I'll share your smile
They caught me once
I've had my fill
Some say no
Some say nil
And if I'm not home
And not in the street
Then I'm not around
For you to meet
How am I?
How are you?
I like to watch
The things you do
Filled my lungs
With golden smoke
Spent my time thinking up a joke
CHORUS
I stay low
I stay low
I stay low
I stay low
Get off my back
Get off my back
Get off my back
Get off my back
KISSIN' THE CARPET 5:11
In the morning I get together
And I get up and leave this place
But for now, I'll drop down to the carpet
With my face
Spent all my money, and I'm feeling good
I've got to party in my neighborhood
I've got my supplies from my friendly store
The party started I reach for more
Well I'll take today, you take tomorrow
I've got to boogie if I have to borrow
I can't get up, I can't get down
It doesn't matter anyway -
I remember jumpin' right on this spot
And where I sleep is where I drop
Well I was talking to Moses, he's on that phone
When I hit that carpet, I'm all alone
Well I'll take today, you take tomorrow
I've got to party, if I have to borrow
I can't get up, I can't get down
It doesn't matter anyway -
CHORUS
Thinking too slow while I'm drinking too fast
Well, how much longer will my body last
The places I go, I'm drinking too much
I'm losing it all at the bottles' touch
Well I felt my stomach flush; I felt it shake
I tried to make it but I was too late
Well no one dragged me to my bed
Or wrapped a towel around my head
Well I was talking to Moses, I'm on that phone
I hit that carpet, I'm all alone
I'll take today, you take tomorrow
I've got to boogie any way
CHORUS
If you don't like it, baby you can take a stroll
And I can tell that you can't rock and roll
Your body's warped, and your brain
Is much too slow -
CHORUS
