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Here you will find a few jokes that I have collected
"An Indian, Japanesse guy and a Newfie all went moose hunting. First, the Indian went out while the others stayed behind. He comes back a hour later with a moose. "How'd you do that?" Asked the Japanesse guy. "Me see tracks, me follow tracks, me get moose." Said the Indian. So then the Japanesse guy goes out and is back a hour later with a moose. "How'd you do that?" Asked the Newfie. "Me see tracks, me follow tracks, me get moose." Replied the Japanesse guy. So finally the Newfie goes out. And comes back in a hour all beat up, bleeding, broken arm,etc. "What happened to you?" The Indian and Japanesse guy asked. "Me see tracks, me follow tracks, me get hit by train!"
Once there was a married couple and the man had a box which he would never let his wife look in. Everytime he'd leave the house he would say to her "I'm going out now, don't you look in that box!"
This one particular night he went out with the boys and, as he said every night, said to his wife: "I'm going out with the boys, don't look in the box!"
As he left his wife thought:"We've been married for 40 years now and I think its time for me to know whats in that box!"
So she goes and looks in the box and finds 3 beer bottles and 5000 dollars.
She starts thinking but she can't figure out why he would have 3 beer bottles and 5000 dollars in there. So she decides to tell him about it when he gets home.
He finally gets home and she says to him: "I looked in the box and all I found was 3 beer bottles and 5000 dollars, why didn't you want me to know anout that?"
"Well" he replied "Everytime I cheated on you over the 40 years I put a beer bottle in the box."
"Well, whats the 5000 dollars for?" she asked.
"Everytime I got a dozen I cashed 'em in!"
