Vote For Scary Guy
Scary Guy's Campaign Promises
- There will be more metal
- No more taxes
- The new national anthem is Master Of Puppets
Here is one of Scary Guy's campaign speeches.
My fellow Americans...The political system today is corupt. It is my civil duty to fix that. WHEN I'm elected to office, I promise that the halls of Justice will not be painted green. Corporate powers will fall at my feet. money will no longer be talking, and democracy will return to what it needs to be. Loud Fast and with a vengance...There have been rumors going around that Vic Rattlehead the Megadeth, Arizonia represenitave in congress was going to be my running mate. Well he is not. His views are rash, irresponsible and he will lead the country into a drunken mess. I am the man to vote for...I am the only person who can take America out of the slump it is in.
