S.O.S. (Too Bad)
 

Stagecoach lady, hourglass body 
Makin' thinks glow in the night 
Well, she would if she could 
And she'd be good if she would 
Only tell her lover she be out tonight 

'Cause I'm a bad 
A lonely school boy 
And I'm a rat 
And it's too bad 
Can't get me none of that 

Salt Lake City, salt-lickin' bitties 
Bogies turn, stinkin' of gin 
Well my daddy was hard 
His face was pretty scarred 
From kickin' ass to playin' poker to win 

'Cause I'm a bad 
A lonely school boy 
And I'm a rat 
And it's too bad 
Can't get me none of that 

It's too bad 

It's too bad 
Can't get me none of that 

New sold lady 
My mama Cady 
Chivalry was born at her feet 
Wel she should have thought twice 
When pa showed his dice 
Imagine put my daddy to sleep 

'Cause I'm a bad 
A lonely school boy 
And I'm a rat 
And it's too bad 
Can't get me none of that 

It's too bad 
Lord, it's too bad 
I said it's too bad 
Lord, it's too bad 
(Repeat)