The quotes below are in
random order.
When there are enough quotes,
I will break them up into various categories.
Life
is a journey, not a destination.
Why should
anyone suffer in silence, when one can moan, whimper, cry, and complain!
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In
the end, people do not remember how quickly you finished the job, but rather
how well you did it.
It
is not what we read it is what we remember that makes us learned.
Woman
are meant to be loved, not to be understood. Oscar Wilde
There are those
who make things happen; those who watch things happen; and those who don't know
what the heck happened. Siglets.com
First,
God created man. Then he had a better idea. Siglets.com
If
it's stupid and works, then it ain't stupid! Siglets.com
Whenever you
feel lost and don't know where to turn...Look up!
If you love something set it free, if it comes
back, it's yours; if it doesn't, it was never meant to be
>>>or
if you're more diabolical, read quote below)<<<
If
you love something set it free, if it comes back, it's yours; if it doesn't,
hunt it down and kill it!
Being an old maid is like death by
drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. Edna
Ferber
I've read so much about the ill
effects of drinking, smoking, and sex that I've decided to give up reading!
When two elephants fight, it is the
grass that gets trampled. Swahili Proverb
Experience is what you get
when you didn't get what you wanted.
Beauty is only skin deep, but
ugly goes right to the bone!
COMMITTEE: A group of the unfit
appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. Carl C. Byers
Committee work is like a soft chair
easy to get into and hard to get out of. Kenneth Shively
Don't hate the player, hate
the GAME!
Don't cry because it's over,
smile because it happened.
Sing like nobody's listening; Dance like nobody's
watching; Love like you've never been hurt. Satchmo Paige
Live a little, learn a lot!
To the world you're just one
person but to one person you could mean the world.
Riches and power are but
gifts of blind fate whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits.
Heloise
Life is a journey, not a
destination.
The finest kind of friendship
is between people who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it.
Sylvia Bromer
To see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in
each wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity within
the hour.
Losers see obstacles; winners see challenges to
overcome.
Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at
a time. Winston Churchill
I'm not fat, I'm fluffy. Garfield
All things bright and beautiful;
All creatures great and small;
All things wise and wonderful;
The Lord God made them all.
Cecil Alexander
Everyone who lives, dies; but
not everyone who dies, lives.
Some are born great, some
achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. Daniel Boorstin
BIGAMY is having one wife too many
MONOGAMY is often the same.
BIGOTRY: People who brag about having an open mind should close
it occasionally and think!
BORES: A bore keeps you from feeling lonely and makes you wish you were.
BRAINS: Be sure your brain is engaged before putting your mouth
in gear.
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: According to the best evidence available,
the death penalty is a deterrent to crime. None of the 162 killers
executed in Kentucky has killed anyone since.
CHARM is a way of getting the answer
"yes" without asking a clear question. Albert Camus
Never do today what you can put off 'til
tomorrow (my favorite saying when I was growing up...hehehe)
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence
that you tried.
I'm not overweight, I'm undertall. Garfield
A second marriage is the triumph of hope over
experience.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge
fifteen cents for them! Will Rogers
Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
Milton Frildman
Who speaks ill to you will speak ill of you.
American Indian Proverb
Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in
his mocassins. American Indian Proverb
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
Teach him how to fish and you feed him forever. Chinese Proverb
Learning without thought is labor lost; thought
without learning is perilous. Confucius
It is not possible for one to teach others if he cannot teach his own
family. Confucius
The object of teaching a child is to enable him
to get along without his teacher. Elbert Hubbard
Between mountains there are always valleys.
HOPE is the feeling you have that
the feeling you have isn't permanent. Jean Kerr
Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong, and if it
can go wrong in a sequence, it will go wrong in the sequence that will
cause the most damage.
The odds of a buttered piece of toast falling
onto the carpet, buttered side up, are inversely proportional to the cost
of the carpet.
In order to learn from your mistakes, you must
first realize you're making mistakes. Philo's Law
Only those who have the patience
to do simple things perfectly will have the patience to do difficult things
easily. Schiller
To gain that which is worth having it may be necessary
to sacrifice everything else.
A great memory does not make a mind, any more than
a dictionary is a piece of literature. John Henry Newman
He who doesn't think much of himself is much more
than he thinks. Goethe
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and
some hire public relations officers. Daniel Boorstin
No one is ever so blind as not to be able to see
another person's duty.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Carl Jung
DIPLOMAT: One who can tell a man he's
open-minded when he means the man has a hole in his head.
Roundabout way often the shortest way to correct
destination. "Charlie Chan"
I always tell students that it is what you learn
after you know it all that counts. Harry Truman
The nearest thing to immortality in this world is
a government bureau. Hugh S. Johnson
Truth is something you stumble into when you think
you're going some place else. Jerry Garcia
The way out of trouble is never as easy as the way
in. E.W. Howe
God does not want us to do extraordinary things;
he wants us to do ordinary things extraordinarily well. Bishop Gore
Nowadays people know the price of everything and
the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde
You're only as strong as your weakest link.
Winning isn't everything it's the only
thing.
If at first you don't succeed, try
again. If you still don't succeed, cheat!
He who knows nothing is nearer the
truth than he whose mind is filled with errors and falsehoods. Thomas
Jefferson
Laughter is the best medicine.
He who laughs last, laughs best.
Nothing shows a man's character
more than what he laughs at. Goethe
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What a
Wonderful World!
by Louis Armstrong
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