*The names in this section have been changed to protect the guilty, for they are the ones who are truly at fault and are in need of the most protection against the material that will be brought forth to the public.

Little Torpedo Sinks the Pink:

Scuba Ass Required

Earlier in the week, a report was sent to this station reporting that a two to three inch missile was launched into the pink abyss of the Barb-uda triangle some time ago. This attack however has successfully been kept from the eyes and ears of the public for so long because of the crude details that it is comprised of. So, if any young one's may be present, please remove them from within one hundred and thirteen yards from the screen of the computer to ensure that they, too, are not corrupted by the graphic material that is soon to be presented. During the later month's of the year two thousand and one, the idea of exploration of the unknown content and whereabouts of the Barb-uda triangle was first discussed as being a probable mission, in which one probe, on board of which would be many sea men ready to burst through into the great unknown and crack the egg of mystery which has surrounded this mythical area for so long, would be launched into action. After a few weeks of debate and discussion, the possibility became a reality, and after the proper protection and cautionary requirements were met, the probe was erected in the sea of pubidia, and a farewell was had by all on hand to witness the event. After much well spent time on the sea of pubidia, the probe finally reached its destination, and through the efforts of the courageous sea men, they steered the probe, dubbed "the little torpedo", straight into the heart of the unknown. Repeated attacks were needed, though, for much to the sea men's dismay, many openings to the unknown area were too tight even for gumby to fit through. However, after finding the correct passage, the probe was able to successfully explore the pink sea's of the Barb-uda triangle and retrieve the necessary information necessary for the understanding of the mysterious sea. Although, many sea men lost their lives in this effort for knowledge and understanding, we remember them through the mark they have left upon this place. So, in recap, a grim, dark, and hairy situation turned out to be a successful mission for the young sea men aboard "the little torpedo", who were able to thrust their way to victory and tear open the mysteries of the unknown. 'This is a day that will live in infamy...'