TAT[TLE] SITE HAS PAGE NAMES
June 30
- posted by Finch
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| With us making our search engine debut recently, I've given all the pages titles, a lot of which have certain keywords in, which are apparently some of the most looked up on the net. Thus, anyone typing in things like sex, free porn, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, nude women, nude men, Limp Bizkit and son may end up here. Lucky them! Rumours that this was one of Kev's idea in a bid to get horny women to the site have yet to be proven. |
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SITE FOUND ON SEARCH ENGINE!
June 29
- posted by Finch
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| Yes, if you go to www.google.com and do a search for us, our site appears! This could be the start of a beautiful friendship..... |
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DAI'S SITE - THOUGHT ADDED AND REPORT SECTION UP
June 28
- posted by Finch
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| Check it out at his site here |
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GENERAL NEWS
June 28
- posted by Finch
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We've been online for over a month now and have achieved 500 hits already, thanks to promotion mainly from Kev and Finch. Obviously we can only do so much, so if you want to forward the address of this site to people on your ICQ list or email address book, please do! We're hoping to be registered with some search engines soon, as this will mean we get more groupie applications. Thanks to all who have sent them in so far, if we're in your area, we'll be calling on you ;-)
In site news, the following have been added recently:
New lyrics on the songs page
A new album cover designed by Kev
Some new 'Dear Dai-airy' comments
Dai's developing mini-site (see news below)
Kev's even more mini site to be found at this link here
And other things may have been touched up slightly. Hope you enjoy us as much as we enjoy you. Go figure.
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DAI IN TABLOID DEATH HOAX HELL
June 25
- posted by Kev
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Tat[tle] "dancer" Dai Jones has been struck by a wave of controversy following the reports by all the major tabloids that he tragically passed on. These reports are strictly bollocks! the man is alive and well, unless he passed away in the night and is yet to be discovered by the chamber maid.
The report was sparked by a comment an un-named member of the paparazzi scum who overheard a comment made by long term girlfriend of the fat fuck Dai saying that "Something must have crawled up Dai's arse and Died!...We are all mourning the passing of Dai, and his 300 pound mark, he passed it earlier today!" as you can see these comments can be easily misconstrued if you are a fucking idiot press mutha fucker looking to sell papers! get your fucking facts straight!
Dai is alive and well and living in Wales!. |
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OUR RIDER LIST ADDED
June 23
- posted by Finch
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| Yes, so all those venues that host our gigs will now know exactly what to provide us with backstage! Check it out at This bit here!!! |
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DAI MINISITE ADDED
June 19
- posted by Finch
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Dai's section on the biography page has now been split up into 2 so his thought page on the index is now a seperate entity. A new thought has been added recently.
In further news, 'Dear Dai-airy' (you see what I did there?!) has been added to the index to make sure 'Dear Kev' has some competition. Sort of like Dear Deidre from 'The Sun' and that person from The Mirror. for Dai's agony uncle section CLICK HERE!
Dai has designed a new thought page to be found at His part of the site here |
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FINCH ATTACKS PHOTOGRAPHER ALLEGATION
June 18
- posted by Finch
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It's been alleged that Finch Dino headbutted a photographer who tried to take his picture as he arrived at the Oasis and Black Crowes after-show party in New York.
According to a report in the New York Post the custom percussionist had just finished three consecutive nights at the New York Radio City Music Hall on Saturday (June 9th) as part of the 'Brotherly Love Tour' making special guest appearances for the bands. He was going to let his hair down at the bash taking place at the Three Of Cups bar in the city's East Village.
The American newspaper stated that Noel, Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson and his actress wife Kate Hudson were already in attendance. Finch apparently turned up later and impatient to start partying attacked the snapper who got in his way.
A spokesman for the band was unable to comment on the incident when dotmusic contacted him earlier today. (source - www.dotmusic.co.uk) |
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TAT[TLE] COVERS ADDED
June 17
- posted by Finch
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| Yes, at last, we have album/single covers up, including the cover of TAT[TLE]'s First indie realese (through Porta Shed records) Tit 4 TAT[TLE}! Just click
THIS LINK HERE!. |
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MORE NEW PHOTOS ADDED
June 14
- posted by Finch
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| More new photos put up on the 'pics of TAT[TLE] on tour' page. |
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KEV BLOWN OUT BY FIT BIRD
June 12
- posted by Kev
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| in a shock state of events Kev (also know as nova and donkey) was last night blown out by a fit girl that he really likes. Kev issued the following statement following tabloid speculation that his reign of studlyness may be foltering "I am understandably upset, she meant a lot more than she realises to me, however I hope that she is very happy with whoever she decides to stick with, and I thank her for being the inspiration for the new tat[tle] song 'next to me a million miles away' which will make an appearance on the site soon." He is said to be spending his time with close friends in order to recover from this event.. |
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NEW SONGS ADDED
June 11
- posted by Finch
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| See the songs page for more on 'I Can Do It Too!' and 'Resonate'. |
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NEW SECTION ADDED
June 7
- posted by Finch
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| 'Dear Kev'. TAT[TLE]'s very own agony uncle answers your problems! |
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DAVE'S BACKLASH
June 6
- posted by Kev
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| Mr David 'Seven' Griffiths has issued the following statment in responce to the Mrs Rider situation; "She was crap in bed and annoying. The real reason we split was her lack of adventure in the sack, she would never roll over and think of America, if you know what I mean!" He continues "Screach is just as bad the couple of times we invited him to one of our 'special' parties all he did was sit in the corner cracking off over a picture of Zack sucking Mr Belding off! Fag! I will not miss her or her trick with the ping pong ball! I can do that myself!". |
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SHOCKING NEWS! TAT[TLE] MEMBER IN CELEBRITY SPLIT!
June 5
- posted by Finch
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Yes, the rumors are indeed true. Winona Ryder and Dave from TAT[TLE] have parted ways. "We just grew in different directions," says Ryder. "I think I've finally become aware of the kind of relationship I want, and it's very different than the ones that I'm used to.
Recently, Ryder has been spotted with Dustin Diamond - better known as Samuel "Screech" Powers from the hit sitcom, Saved by the
Bell.
"Dustin is a very spiritual person.We connect in so many ways, I can't even tell you," claims Ryder.
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DAI LOSES ANOTHER JOB
June 4
- posted by Finch
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Yes, he's lost the position of portraying Mr Blobby, proved by this picture of his room outside Fort Bothered (dogs have kennels, Dai has a skip).
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ROB GETS PUBES!
June 3
- posted by Kev
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Yes all the press hype and speculation is true! Rob has finally at the tender age of 20 got pubes!
The 'man' himself has this to say anout the whole situation "yea! Does this mean I can start wanking?"
yes rob it does!. |
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"SORRY, WRONG READING!"
June 2
- posted by Finch
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| TAT[TLE] got an invitation to perform at the Reading festival! And then we realised it was actaully a reading (as in books) festival. Damn. Still, to quite the mighty philosopher Fred Durst, 'so, you guys like to read then?'. |
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SURPRISES ALL ROUND!
June 1
- posted by Finch
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| Kev and Finch finish university work. Kev pulls fit bird to celebrate (according to an article in a tabloid, this has been denied by a spokesman for him though). |
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FAT MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
May 25
- posted by Finch
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| I heard Dai went into a restaraunt, and ate all the food in the restarurant, and they had to close the restaurant. |
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A NEW ERA BEGINS!
May 22
- posted by Finch
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| Work started on creating the official TAT[TLE] site.
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