SEVEN SUFFERS SAD LOSS
December 18
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It has been reported that TAT[TLE] drummer Seven Sevenson has unfortunatley been separated from his Reading wristband today. The 2 had been together since August. We hope you will join us in sending Seven your best wishes & hope he can recover from this tragedy soon & enjoy a reasonably happy Festivus & Christmas.
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NEW SONG TO DOWNLOAD!!!
December 12
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At last! TAT[TLE] finally have an MP3 available to download via this site! The song Falling Out, written by Kev Keverson-Rees, can be found by clicking here for you to enjoy. Hopefully the first of much more new material for you fans to sample!
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KEV TURNS TABLES ON SHOCK JOCK
December 10
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Kev Keverson-Rees rang up Howard Stern after the New York radio DJ offered to pay £6 to anyone who could fix him up with an interview with the star.
Kev said he had heard the cash offer on the radio and decided to phone in, claim the money and spend it on penny whistles and moon pie.
Stern was almost speechless but started the interview by asking Kev about his sex life with current squeeze Sky from Neighbours, according to Teen Hollywood.
Kev replied: "It's amazing, incredible, amazing. It's almost amazing as Guns, Money and Home Cooking - in theatres soon!"
It was a cheeky plug for Kev's new film in which he doesn't play an electrician who has had part of his memory erased. In space. With hilarious consequences.
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TAT[TLE] MEMBERS TO RECORD XMAS ALBUM?
December 6
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Some websites are reporting that a TAT[TLE] spin off is producing a Christmas album called 'Xmas With The Tat Pack'. It is stated that Rob, G-man & Seven sing some new & updated Xmas classics. Rumoured song titles include:
'Merry Xmas Muthafucka'
'Bastard Snowmen Stole My Tinsel'
'Frosty The Pervert'
'Don't Fuck With My Presents'
'Get Your Hands Off My Sprouts'
'The 7 Days Of Xmas' [featuring Craig David]
'I Saw Your Mom Giving Santa A Blow Job'
'Woooo! (A Ric Flair Xmas To You All)'
'It's Xmas time in Pontypridd!'
'Feed The Rhondda (Let Them Know It's Xmas Time)'
'Fake Plastic Christmas Trees'
'Sit On My Lap & Pretend I'm Santa (Bounce Baby Bounce)'
This last track is believed to have guest vocals from Pato Banton or Apache Indian, close personal friends of G-Man.
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RAMMO 'REFUSES PHOTO WITH SHANE RICHIE'
December 2
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Rammo Rammstein reportedly refused to have his picture taken with EastEnders actor Shane Richie.
Rammo, who is a big fan of the soap, had been invited to attend the show's Christmas party at Elstree studios.
He was introduced to the cast, but when he was asked by photographers to pose with Richie, he said: "No", according to the The Daily Mirror.
Richie's version of Rammo's 'I'm Your Man' is at number 3 in the charts.
The Mirror says Rammo didn't give a reason for his refusal to pose with Richie but speculates it may have been because of comments made by Richie while promoting the song for Children in Need.
In one interview Richie said: "I think the ladies feel they have a better chance with me than with Rammo Rammstein, if you know what I mean."
No Shane, we don't. Maybe in your 'Run The Risk' days though.....
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G-MAN 'NEEDS HELP FOR INCURABLE LUST'
November 20
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Various women, including ex-girlfriend Smiler, have come forward to say that TAT[TLE] bassist G-man "needs help" for his womanising ways.
But she admitted in an interview that the non-wrinkly rocker's lust is "incurable". She said that she had become used to not being treated well during their time together.
However, she conceded that she still loved the rock idol and that as a single man he was free to do what he wanted.
She said: "I was brought up not to know what it's like to be treated well, which is probably why I stayed with G-Man so long. I really tried for a year. I had the patience of a saint but he's an incurable womaniser and not very discreet."
"He needs help. I still love him and we're best friends, but I no longer have the heartache if he's unfaithful, thank God."
G-Man is currently trying to womanise your own mother as you read this.
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RAMMO TO SING IN NEW YEAR
November 18
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Rammo Rammstein, Bruce Forsyth and Leslie Grantham are among celebrities taking part in a Perfect Day-style TV rendition of Auld Lang Syne.
The stars will be performing in BBC1's Hogmanay Live show to be broadcast across the UK on New Year's Eve.
Also singing will be Celebrity Big Brother winner Mark Owen, Shane Richie, Jeff Fahey, Timmy Mallet and Chris Moyles.
Show producers said: "We are getting more offers to take part every day. Getting Rammo is really a coup. We'd have asked G-Man too but suspect he'll be in prison again." Rolf Harris, Eamonn Holmes, Avid Merrion, C3-PO star Anthony Daniels, Ric Flair and David Dickinson are also due to sing.
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FINCH WANTS TO BE NEW DR WHO
November 15
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TAT[TLE] member Finch Dino says he wants to be the new Dr Who.
He reckons the Timelord should be a Midlander (without a Brummy accent) and says: "I'd be perfect! There are always funny moments and I'd put on a Scouse accent which would work well. It instantly makes things funnier. Just look at the Liverpool football team"
Finch, 23, added: "I've always fancied myself as a bit of an action hero and I'd love to do some Dalek bashing. I could use a Subway sandwich baguette then eat it to hide the evidence."
Those said to be in the running for the role include Eddie Izzard, David Blaine, Alan Davies, Jean Claude Van Damme and Rowan Atkinson, reports The Sun.
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TAT[TLE]: 'BEING CALLED A BOY BAND IS DEGRADING'
November 12
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TAT[TLE] say they find being labelled a boy band "offensive" and "degrading". They say the fact they play their own instruments and write their own songs sets them apart from boy bands.
"For people to call us a boy band is offensive," growls Suffolk-born G-Man. "It's degrading."
Finch agreed: "Anyone that calls us a boy band obviously doesn't know much about music. It's a very naive thing to say because if anyone was a fly on the wall in the process of making a TAT[TLE] album they'd see it's not done the way a boy band does it. And we'd know lots about how boy bands make albums cos Rammo makes us watch documentaries about it on MTV."
"Boy bands just have to go in and sing the songs and the album is made very quickly. For us there's a certain amount of time to allow because we have to write it, find the producers (they're usually hiding behind some curtains), go in and record it. It's a completely different process."
"This album in production at the moment is a whole lot better than our EPs" adds Kev. "Mainly because we didn't just write the songs but we had a say in the production as well. The vision we started out with has totally happened dude, it's like proper rad. Reprazent."
When asked who called them a boy band, when they have a female member, the band looked confused, shrugged a bit and mumbled something about jaffa cakes.
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KEV TO STAR IN FIRST FILM
November 10
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Kev Keverson-Rees is to star as a gangster in his first film.
The singer will play an Irish criminal alongside Vinnie Jones in Guns, Money and Home Cooking.
Kev will play the main rival to Jones' character.
Kev said, "It's tongue in cheek. Vinnie is in it. Anna Friel is in it. I play a young Irish inexperienced gangster. They came looking for me. I didn't go to a casting or anything. I'm s*** scared because I've never acted before, except for school plays where everyone watching was too drunk to care. And I'm not even Irish!"
"The first couple of days will be rock hard work, but I am willing to give it a go. I've read the script and can't say too much about it. Mainly because it was written in Ancient Greek for some bizarre reason."
"Future film roles will depend on the outcome of this one. But it can't be as bad as Dai's appearance in the film 'Glitter' though, so even if it bombs I'll still have starred in a better movie than any TAT[TLE] member past or present!"
This last statement may not be totally correct however, as Rammo Rammstein is believed to have starred in one of the Saved By The Bell TV movies. Possibly the one where they went to Hawaii with hilarious consequences.
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ROB'S EX IN SMALL DIG
November 7
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Rob Robertson's ex, Porkchop from the Donnas, has hinted that Rob may not deserve his 'Stud' nickname.
The singer, who lost her virginity to Rob, said she felt "just a little bitter" at their break-up.
She laughingly stressed the words "just" and "little" -while using her thumb and finger for emphasis, reports The Sun.
Rob has said stated that she is infact very bitter and willing to say anything to get her name in the tabloids. He stresses that he does deserve his Stud nickname and that "I am the man!"
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SEVEN TO JOIN STEREOPHONICS?
September 26
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Rumours have emerged that TAT[TLE] drummer Seven Sevenson is being lined up to join the Stereophonics to replace Stuart Cable after his sacking yesterday. Insiders say that Seven is tempted by the move as he quite fancies following in Cable's footsteps and having his own TV show on BBC Wales with celebrity guests such as the Chuckle Brothers, Jerome Flynn (of Robson & Jerome fame) and Jimmy Krankie.
However, the switch may not occur as Seven is joint head of Portashed records and moving to another label may provide many complications that he "can't be arsed to deal with."
Former TAT[TLE] dancer Dai Jones has indicated he would be available though if the Phonics want him. Which is unlikely.
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NEW LYRICS BY FINCH POSTED
September 23
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New lyrics for Finch Dino's TAT[TLE] side project 'Inscape' have been put up
on his page accessed from the main menu. CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM.
His first set of Inscape lyrics are still online to see ON THIS PAGE.
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UPDATE FROM RAMMO
September 12
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its time to put this damn album out already!! i hate waiting!! the artwork is cool. i worked on it at home and shot the photography myself with my brother cory. the provisional album title is "Do Not Take More Than Twice A Day" like a prescription drug, each persons reaction to the ingredients will be different. so with our new album, each individual will have their own reaction and you shouldn't take it more than twice a day!! get it? of course you do. the album has been prescribed by Dr. Tyler Durden. and it's a dosage for mr/mrs absolutely everyone. it may cause emotional reactions.
i am ready to rock this motherfucker down to the bone!! i have put together a thirty five minute dvd of footage from the four hour long dvd coming out this winter called SHIT. yeah SHIT. you already knew about that i know. well its here and its smelly.
the music will speak for itself on this one people. just get it and absorb what you can. i am so happy to be giving this part of me to you. its been a long struggle like a fish swimming upstream, but we did it. we really did it. and this is only the beginning. i am ready for you. i hope you're ready for me. this one is deep. you'll see for yourself. i will never under estimate the ability of our fans to go there with me. never!! lets go.
europe here we come. get your knickers and pints ready. time to rock the fucking house!! no holds barred!! let it loose and bring it on. ill be waiting. see you there.
until then....
Rammo
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UPDATE FROM SEVEN
September 8
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i got a new dog for my birthday. he's an english bulldog, of course, and i named him Remedy. he's like my cure for lonliness at the crib and on the run. hes so damn cute and has an amzing personality. hes white and tan. and he snores like a motherfucker. love that!! man i love animals. if you feel the urge then go to a pet rescue and adopt an animal. its a wonderful thing.
hopefully we'll be doing some time on the pop factory in wales before too long. im out. talk to you soon.
seven
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RAMMO & ROB IN BIZARRE ACCIDENT AT READING
September 2
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TAT[TLE] sample wiz RAMMO RAMMSTEIN and guitarist ROB ROBERTSON have been involved in a bizarre late-night golf buggy smash involving Junior Senior's JUNIOR and two "random girls" who hijacked them at the READING FESTIVAL.
Doctors have ordered Rammo to rest his arm after the incident, which culminated in him crashing against a concrete ramp behind the Main Stage.
"I was a bit on the drunken side," Rammo admitted to NME. "I was going back to the bus and bumped in to Junior (the lesbian) from Junior Senior. She was driving around on this little buggy and I hopped on. We ended up in the campsites getting hotdogs and burgers and stopping off to talk to people. The next thing we knew there were 20 security guards all around us going 'What are you doing? Who are you? You can't do this, this isn't allowed here!'"
As they headed back Rob saw his bus was leaving. Wanting to prolong the party Rammo picked up two "loony" girls and went on a hunt for the rest of TAT[TLE]
"I drove back to the bus and we managed to get eight people on it," he laughed. "There was a minor accident and then a major accident. The first one I manoeuvred in to a ditch. That got me a bit worried and I thought I better slow down in case I killed someone. The girl beside me pulled the keys out and decided to hop in to the drivers seat, and this was when I realised that she was actually a loony. She just floored it. The next thing you know she's canned it over this little concrete ramp and completely lost it. Everyone is thrown from the buggy, the buggy is absolutely marmalised, it turned over completely. The buggy was a write-off!"
As a result of their antics Rob hurt his jaw, while Rammo’s shoulder and leg are also injured. He said: "The buggy landed on my leg. My bruises are still coming out three days later. I've got an immense bruise on my right leg and my shoulder is fucked. I've torn my AC joints, whatever that means. I think the plan is for the future that we're going to get our own buggy and get someone to drive us around. It's all about health and safety in our band!"
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READING FESTIVAL IN ONE WEEK FOR TAT[TLE]
August 13
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Various members of TAT[TLE] will be making a non-performaing appearance at the Reading Festival a week today, staying through the weekend. This includes feuding band members Kev Keverson-Rees & Seven Sevenson. Keeping the peace will be Finch Dino, Rammo Rammstein, Rob Robertson and ex-member Dai '2J' Jones amongst others. Pictures will no doubt appear on this site soon after of what promises to be an interesting few days.
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KEV TALKS ABOUT DRUG ADDICTION
August 12
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Troubled TAT[TLE] star KEV KEVERSON-REES today admitted he is addicted to heroin and crack cocaine.
The news comes just a day after Kev, 22, pleaded guilty in court to burgling estranged bandmate Seven Sevenson's flat and stealing hundreds of pounds worth of electrical and musical equipment.
Today he told a newspaper that he had problems with drugs - but was determined to clean himself up and begin recording again with TAT[TLE].
He said: "Yes I'm a heroin addict, yes I'm addicted to crack cocaine, and I don't know what to do."
He continued: "When I was arrested for burglary, they found traces of opiates and crack cocaine in my blood. I'm all cut up, unsure, I don't know what I'm doing, I need a good kicking and I need some help." Ex-member Dai has volunteered to assist with the first part.
Of the break-in, Kev said: "I went to speak to Seven about how I had a drummer and bass player living on my floor. They are on the dole and I needed to pay them because they are musicians. I was going down to Seven's to say I can't pay them out of my own money and I found myself shouting at him and it turned out I was arguing with my reflection. I still maintain I won the argument though.
"When I realised, I booted the door in. I was engulfed by complete misery and despair. It wasn't revenge. It was more 'Why are you ignoring me?' - a cry from the darkness. I do feel remorse, I feel sick."
According to the report, TAT[TLE]'s record label, Portashed, paid for Kev, who says he is £300 in debt, to visit rehab earlier this summer so he could clean up and rejoin the band. But he left after a few days.
"You don't go to rehab, you just kick it. It's got to come from within," he added.
But Kev says his differences with Seven are not about drugs but their approach to recording.
"Seven is happy to record an album, promote it for a certain amount of time. I can't do that, I need to write songs," he said.
Despite admitting he enjoys the effects of hard drugs, Kev said he realised his addiction would kill him if he didn't get help.
Yesterday at Horseferry Road Magistrates Court, he admitted carrying out the burglary on 25 July. He will be sentenced on 8 September.
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TAT[TLE] SINGER PLEADS GUILTY TO BURGLARY
August 11
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Estranged LIBERTINES star KEV KEVERSON-REES has admitted raiding the home of bandmate SEVEN SEVENSON.
Kev, 22, pleaded guilty to burglary after breaking in to Seven's flat while the group were touring.
Horseferry Road Magistrate's Court heard that Kev kicked his way into Seven's basement flat last month (July 25).
The clerk of the court read out the list of items Kev was alleged to have snatched, including an antique guitar, a Swedish penis enlarger, video recorder, 'barely legal teens' porn mags, laptop computer, a McFlurry maker, mouth organ, CD player, a signed photo of Boy George, an NME award and £200 in cash.
When asked to enter his plea, Kev replied: "I plead guilty apart from the NME Award and cash, which I know nothing about. I don't think Seven does either."
The prosecutor conceded that the award and cash had not been taken by the singer and the charge was amended. Kev admitted the penis enlarger was though after several denials, claiming 'a friend needed it'.
Chairman of the bench AJ Pennypacker adjourned the hearing until September 8 for a pre-sentence report, telling Kev: "Custody remains an option."
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KEV FORMS 'NU TAT[TLE]'
August 7
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Estranged LIBERTINES singer/guitarist KEV KEVERSON-REES has formed a new band with the same name - but admits he still wants to play the CARLING WEEKEND shows with his old bandmates.
The band are currently touring without Kev, with Seven Sevenson saying his old friend was too ill to perform. But Kev told NME.COM this is not the case, and that he's getting on with his own thing.
He said: "I think he’s deluded about the extent of my overall deterioration. I think he hasn’t been able to write for a while.
"Over the years it’s always been the same. We’ll have a little fall out. Sometimes it’ll last six months. I’m not going to sit home like a wife like I used to back in the day. Like when he was out gallivanting round town and I’d be sitting at home sticking chords together and ironing his black clothes.
"I’ve got a new band together. And we’re still called TAT[TLE]. If he’s playing in a band called TAT[TLE] then I’m going to play in TAT[TLE] without him."
But Kev says this does not mean the end of the road for him and Seven.
He admitted: "I’d play Reading with Seven, definitely. I’d love to play all our songs any time. Anywhere. You know I’ll play them tonight. With Seven, without Seven. I don’t care. I can’t be arsed. I’m not going to mope about it."
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KEV ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY
July 28
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Estranged TAT[TLE] co-frontman KEV KEVERSON-REES has been arrested for burglary.
Kev was arrested on Friday night (July 25) after allegedly entering a basement flat in central Hampshire, believed to belong to TAT[TLE] drummer Seven Sevenson. He made a brief appearance in Horseferry Magistrates Court today where he was bailed until August 11.
In June Kev failed to turn up for a European tour, and has not performed with the group since.
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NEW GIRLS OF TAT[TLE] POLL UP!
July 11
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The new Girls of TAT[TLE] poll is up and you can vote for your favourite BY CLICKING HERE TO SEE THEM and vote away!
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TAT[TLE] FAN POLL RESULTS!
July 10
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The results for the 1st half of 2003 Girls of TAT[TLE] poll are in, and it's congratulations to Rachael from London who has won with 25% of the vote. CLICK HERE TO SEE THEIR PICS. A new poll will be up shortly. Here are the results in full:
Rachael 77 (25%)
Gemma 60 (20%)
Vicki 36 (12%)
Becky 32 (10%)
Fiona 21 (7%)
Mandy 19 (6%)
Lisa 18 (6%)
Kloe 18 (6%)
Jenny 13 (4%)
Jess 6 (2%)
300 Total votes
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SEVEN BREAKS SILENCE OVER KEV
July 8
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SEVEN SEVENSON has spoken for the first time about touring without KEV KEVERSON-REES.
"In a way I'm glad it's over," Seven told NME.COM of the ill-fated tour dates. "All we're doing when we go onstage is try and do the songs justice. And I think we fulfilled that objective. Sometimes it feels like a public execution. It was walking up to the gallows walking onto the stage of the London Forum.
"I know Kev's started sailing on the Albion to Arcadia with the intention of being back on surf. He's got a bit of cabin fever. He hasn’t lost his faith. He's getting better."
Seven added: "We’re very close. We’re brothers. Some strong forces took him away. He’s a dear friend. And he's such a good singer."
Seven said that when he played live without Kev he could feel his presence "like hands on the back of my neck". This was however Rammo playing a practical joke with a dead fish. He concluded: "I miss my friend, god speed him back."
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