|
|
(LOS ANGELES, CA.) The heat is rising for hot
new Brit band,TAT[TLE] Their sold out performance at
the Novel Cafe in Los Angeles included an audience of
executives as well as numerous celebrity fans.
|
 |
"Even dorks
like me need to get out once in a while. TAT[TLE]'s music
inspires me to let go of the stresses from day to day
life and just go crazy. In fact, recently,
I ran into a guy from Apple at one of their concerts,
and I just kicked the living shit out of him. I mean,
fuck it. Why not, right? I've been
wanting to do it for years, and it was fun. Later that
night, I went into the restroom and wiped my ass with a few
$100 dollar bills. Hooray for TAT[TLE]!"
BILL
GATES
|
|
 |
"I came to
support my fellow artists. And let’s face it. The guys have got it
- talent, ambition, style. They've also got a great look – that
cool hair, those nice washboard abs, that plump ass… At least
that what my wife tells me – about their looks, I mean. Y’know
what, forget it. Just go see Mission
Impossible."
TOM
CRUISE
|
|
"It’s obvious
that this young band has a lot to teach us. I was especially
touched by the lyric, "Someday you’ll stop making love and
learn to f**." Who can't relate to that?"
KATHY LEE GIFFORD |
 |
"Shit.
That mutha fucka be gettin' down. Makes my man, Quentin
look like Screech Powers.
What? You wanna
quote me? That's cool, brotha, as long as you don't use
that picture of me with those crazy ass glasses and that goofy
lookin smile on my face."
SAMUEL L.
JACKSON
|
 |
"Actually, to
be honest, I didn’t really come because of TAT[TLE]. I just
heard there were a lot of hot chicks at their concerts. I came
to get some action."
VELMA (Scooby
Doo) |
| |