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Name: Classified.
Date of birth: Classified
Hair colour: Classified
Eye colour: Classified.
Height: Classified.
Favourite bands: Oasis, The Eels, The Beatles, Super Furry Animals, The Jam, Darius!!.
Distinguishing features: Classified.
Lives in: Classified
Likes: Classified.
Dislikes: Kev, Lack of beer or pies, and again....Kev.
Life before TAT[TLE]: Classified
Favourite football team: Liverpool.
Favourite films: Road Trip, "there is no need to ever make any other films as why would you watch anything other than Road Trip?".
Earliest memory: Classified.
Perfect woman: Women are a bunch of useless cunts.
Other Facts: *Classified* once slept for 46 hours straight, and still managed to wake up drunk.
*Classified* sleep drinks.
When *Classified* grows up he wants to be a principal or a caterpillar.
*Classified* is planning to open a hotel for anti-war protesters & illegal asylum seekers to stay in for free.
Just by reading this page you are placing your life in danger.
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