THE TAT[TLE] RIDER

6 bottles of orange fanta
6 bottles of lemon fanta
1 case of Fosters
1 case of Budweiser
1 case of John Smiths
1 crate Worthington cream flow (for Dai)
1 freshly cooked loaf (must be cooked on premises)
1 half cooked jacket potato
1 plum floating in perfume in a man's hat
7 pairs of socks (3 matching, 4 not)
12 frankfurters
Wafer thin ham and turkey
1 copy of The Sun
24 pack of monster munch crisps
Strawberry bon bons
Tub of Haribo mix
1 bottle of JD
2 bottles of vodka
1 bottle of gin (Gordons)
2 large tonic bottles
1 bottle Baileys
More beer
2 tubs of vanilla ice cream (4 litres)
Milk (3 cartons)
Champagne to spray around post gig, Formula One style
1 stereo
2 inflatable bananas
1 picture of the 2001 lions squad
Porn. Variety of vids and mags
Tissues