Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, children of all ages! South Texas Deathride proudly brings to you... well... South Texas Deathride!!! Yes, kiddies! Yours truly aided in the probably illegal activity of steal.. er... BORROWING a convenient, everyday shopping cart & w/ the brilliant mind of my counterpart, the one & only Lance Dilwhore, it was transformed into this ultimate state of existence... here for your viewing pleasure is the site's new & official mascot, The REAL South Texas Deathride!!!!
There she is! Isn't she a beaut!?!
The REAL South Texas Deathride serves many purposes. Here it is holding some of our prized possesions... a bean bag chair, a plaster hand, a cardboard display, a razor, & who can overlook that beautiful "crack of dawn" Ministry CD liner!?! (such a nice piece of ass!) When not used for holding a bunch of shit, the South Texas Deathride serves as not only a comfortable but also portable chair!
Behold, the creator of the South Texas Deathride, Satan! ..er... Lance Dilwhore! And who's that ass standing on the right? Well it's none other than your humble webmaster... the one who helped BORROW the shopping cart! (no midget or crackhead jokes, goddamn you!)
Hey, who let that crackhead near the South Texas Deathride!?! Oh wait, that's me, nevermind...
For pictures of the sick events that happened after the above photos you can go ahead & email either one of the LDs ...... okay... wait... that's a bad idea... just forget I said that.
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