Oh, come on in. Excuse me not shaking hands, I've just been putting lard on the cat's boil.

Well here we are in my new tent. what shite do u wanna no about me then? (use d menu beloww!)

well it's a bit emperty at the mo, gimme time tho and i'll have a fully functional one goin.   just feel free to give me suggestions here bhbagpuss@hotmail.com

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