. What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
. Where does an Irish family go on vacation.
A different bar.
. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
A speech impediment.
. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast?
They're hiring.
. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future either.
. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front
of the cage, along with a recipe.
. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F
word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this
shit..."
. My, my, how time have changed.
Years ago...When 100 white men chased 1 black man,we called it the Ku Klux
Klan;
Today they call it the PGA TOUR.
. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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