Biographies

Mark Winstanley - Lead Guitar/Vocals

Mark is 19 years old and plays the guitar. He also plays the drum kit and basically any other instrument you can throw at him. He works @ a music shop called A.C. Hamiltons which is worth checking out. Mark loves cheese and always dedicates a song to it when we play at a gig. Ever since he was a young boy, Mark has been fascinated by the United Emirates. Mark is now a dictator in the United Emirates.

David Over - Bass Guitar/Vocals

David is 19 years old and is an expert on the Bass guitar. He is a Russian Convict on the run from Taiwanese police. He is currently studying at Canon Slade Sixth Form. Dave loves beards and badgers, as he was brought up by badgers and has an abnormal fettish for all kinds of beards - big or small.

Sandeep - Drums/Occasional spoon player

Sandeep was abandoned as a child and left in Queens Park, in Bolton, to be raised by Canadian Grey Squirrels. Being raised by squirrels left Sandeep traumatized as he was frequently abused by the head squirrel - Brutus. Sandeep got his first break as a drummer when his friend, Mr. Badger, led him to the studios and sat him behind a drum kit. Sandeep is now 17 years old and is chained to a drum kit at the studios. You can visit Sandeep by going down to the studios and sniffing for cheese. If you go through Queens Park in Bolton you can still hear Sandeep playing his spoons in the bushes.

Sandeep used to have a part time job as 7th percussionist in a brass band but due to unexpected circumstances involving a beaver, a goldfish, a lemon, and a spoon, Sandeep no longer plays for the brass band.