ramblings i
vedder, gossard, ament, mccready

but i think your drums are
no cheap ones
hey everybody uh this is eddie from pearl jam
and jeff
and me too
and mike
and it's me mike
and i'd talk to you if i could fucking see you if i talk i'd fuck up the song so sorry
and he cusses too every time he talks
and dave
dave's here
dave's not here and
dave is in the house
dave is here
i am the chief who undress in a green prom dress
he's not a quiet percussion one he's the new not quiet hard hitting one
i'm not the grinch cuse i didn't have a drink
anyway we all thought we'd wish you a merry christmas
and we're very happy right now cause we're on tour with the chili peppers
and that's them playing in the background and a happy new year
and god bless everyone everywhere
that was mike he's tiny tim now
and this is eddie saying i'm a rhino and my skin is two feet thick
so we'll leave you with this song and thank you again bye
se you merry christmas
merry christmas, woo no cheap ones
happy happiness is good
yes we like that
happy is good
you think the slayer tour is out or what
the slayer tour's not happpering this year
we should probabley rap this up cuz
see ya
being payed right now
bye merry christmas
bye slayer happy new year
that was meant to blow up your speakers
this is my it's actually the devil in santa clause's suit after all if you switch the letters around in santa it spells satan
you gotta switch em around and change a couple of them
i just saw that last night on the news you know those little...