They say that every picture tells a story. Here are a few of the Greasiest stories ever told...

The cover of the acclaimed Greasy Feces album, "Bayberry Circle"

The Feces with their biggest fan

The Greasy guys were multitalented musicial prodigies who frequently traded instruments, "just to keep the chops up."

Ham, backstage after accepting Greasy Feces first Grammy Award during the infamous Year Of The Fish.

Dave thinks he sounds "bitchin'" but Manager Bill doesn't like what he's hearing.

John, shortly after his Marlboro endorsement deal came through.

Fed up with John and "all his stupid endorsements," Jeff tries to teach Manager Bill a few licks in an attempt to replace him.

After hearing of the underhanded move he made, John, his bike, and The Foot Of Doom "got news" for Jeff!

Jeff tries to retaliate with his Seizure-Inducing Death Pants, but John uses his powers of levitation until Jeff cries "uncle." Ham can't believe what he is seeing. After this fateful day, Jeff will never mess with John again.

As a final insult, John demands that Jeff wear this funny pointy hat.

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