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Scene One
Johnny, Nunzio & Chuck
"You're Shittin Me Right?"
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Cutting back to the arena, where the FBI boys are seen traveling down the hall in the arena the day after going to Wicked Pictures. Nunzio is talking with Chuck, being that Chuck wasn't there, as Johnny walks along side with his mind on other business.
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(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "... We met Jill Kelly, Sydnee Steele, and the sex goddess Jenna Jameson. I got more from her than Johnny over here did. Who's the ladies man now Johnny?
Johnny keeps walking on, seeming as if he didn't hear anything Nunzio had to say.
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "Yo Johnny, you awake in there?
Still nothing. Nunzio snaps his fingers in front of him and Johnny shakes his head, getting out of that trance.
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "You alright chief?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Yeah, just was thinkin about... my match Thursday. I finally getta square off with 'Big Bitch' Kevin Nash and Buff 'Missin My Stuff' Bagwell and regain the title that Cena and Rhyno screwed me out of. Cena and Rhyno got another thing comin if they think that they'll cost me the title again. It took those two, Vampiro and a swift steel chair shot to do the job. It won't... and I repeat it won't happen again. Nash may have put away Batista, but Batista is no Johnny Stamboli.
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "Alright, keep that focus for Thursday. So, if ya don't mind me askin, what were you and Jenna doin while I was in the car?
Johnny stops with the rest of them and looks at Nunzio.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Why do you ask?
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "Well, the door was shut, she's a pornstar and she wanted on your nuts. Anything happen?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "No. Nothin happened.
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "What, were you too afraid to make a move on her?
Nunzio smirks and chuckles as Johnny turns his head and snorts. He then turns his head back to him.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "No. All the moves that were bein made were by her.
Nunzio's smirk wipes clear off of his face and he goes into a blank look.
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "You mean you two...
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "No you idiot. She kissed me, I triped over a foot stool and landed on that bed and she was tryin her best...
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "Dude, you kissed a pornstar?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "No shit Sherlock.
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "On the lips?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Uh, yeah.
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "All I got was a peck on the cheek.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Well I almost had her on my nuts if I didn't catch on to what was goin on.
Nunzio stairs blankly at him with a pause.
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "Lemme get this straight: you turned down nailin Jenna 'Every Guy That Walks This Earth Wants Me On Their Nuts' Jameson? My God you ARE dumb!
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "I got a girlfriend you freakin idiot.
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "So?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "So I love her and I'm not gonna nail Jenna and let it ruin my life. I made that mistake before, and I'll be damned if I do it again.
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "Well if ya ask me, it'd be the nicest feelin damning you'll ever feel.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "That's why I didn't ask you jackass.
To break the arguing, one of their cell phones goes off and they dig. Johnny pulls out his as the culpret of ringing. He clicks a button and holds it up to his ear.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Johnny here.
Voice: Johnny? It's Jenna... I just thought I'd give you a call seeing as I did get your number.
Johnny's eyes get big as he holds up a finger and walks away from Nunzio and Chuck. They look a bit baffled.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Who gave you my number and why did you call?
Jenna laughs slightly.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "You know there are ways of me getting in contact with you Johnny...and I just called to have a little chat with you.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Oh really? If it involves gettin on my nuts, save your breath toots.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Why are you hiding the fact that.. you want me Johnny... every guy does.. but you're special see because I want yo.. don't hide it.. do yourself a favor and let me come see you where ever you are, I'll come there right now.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Jenna I don't want you. I got a girl. And if we did hook up, there would be a serious problem; you screw guys for a living. Every guy does want you, but I'm not on that list toots.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Fine..have it your way.. but like my old friend Lizzy says... she always gets what she wants... and so do I.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "You tell yourself that all ya want, but it won't go down that way with us. I'll be a friend, but not your after work fuck buddy.
Jenna scoffs a bit.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Who ever said about being a fuck buddy? I'm talking about a full on relationship here..maybe... I should... come to the arena and visit a few of my old friends and.... make some new ones..
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "What makes you think we're at the arena?
Just as that's said, the toothless guy who sells merchandise walks by.
Carnee: Get ya Y2J foam hands here, only ten bucks!
Johnny smacks his forehead.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Um what? But anyway... I'll find you when I get there heh... no worries Johnny.
Something finally hits Nunzio and he cups his hands over his mouth.
(-| The Hot-Headed Italian - Nunzio |-) "Is that Jenna? She said she'd call you about now.
Johnny turns to him.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Yeah, it's her.
Johnny turns back away from them.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Jenna, there's a lot of guys here, and you still wanna pick me outta all of them?
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Ohh yea..
Johnny pauses for a minute and plays with his chin hair.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Alright, I'll cut ya a deal. I think you'll like this: if I pin Kevin Nash for the win, 1...2...3, I'll go on a date with ya, but if I pin Buff for the win, no date. You willin to gamble on this one? Wait, I'll make it better: I'll get you front row tickets to the show so you can make sure I do this fair. Deal?
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Deal.. I'll be there..
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Alright, I gotta go train for a bit then I'm off for an interview. If ya wanna get a hold of me... well, you already know my number, so I guess I'll talk to ya when ya get here.
Jenna laughs.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Sure thing.
Johnny hits one of the buttons with his thumb and puts his cell back in his pocket. Before we can go any further in depth with the FBI, a camera crew cuts to Jenna, who is laying on her bed in a tank top, thinking to herself.
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(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Hmm I wonder what I should wear?
She gets off her bed and walks over to her closet and looks through he clothes. She finally pulls out a red dress and smirks to herself and holds it up to her body, looking at herself in the mirror. She nods as she tosses it onto the bed and turns to go into the shower, but the cameras stop there.
..::[Scene Fade]::..
Scene Two
Johnny
The Breakdown
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Cutting away from the FBI briefly, Michael Cole and The Cat are seen at a table with head sets, making a reinactment of what's it's like to be at ringside.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "Welcome back to The Breakdown and we're talking about Wrestlemania 2 and what a success it was. It was a great night for some superstars and not so great for others.
(-| The Three Time Karate Champion - The Cat |-) "Yeah, and the first one that comes to mind is Johnny Stamboli and Nunzio and how they got screwed. Now I'm a fan of them and an Edgehead as well, so I didn't know who I wanted to win.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "I'm an Edgehead as well.
Cat looks over at him with a funny look.
(-| The Three Time Karate Champion - The Cat |-) "Edgehead? Cole, you're nuttin but an egg head!
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "I am too an Edgehead.
(-| The Three Time Karate Champion - The Cat |-) "You gotta be cool to be an Edgehead.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "I am cool. I'm cool like a fool in a pool.
(-| The Three Time Karate Champion - The Cat |-) "Cole, you're about as cool as the space between a hooker's legs.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "But hookers always have se-
(-| The Three Time Karate Champion - The Cat |-) "Exactly, you ain't cool.
Cole sighs.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "Well let's bring out our guest, and he happens to be one of the FBI. Please welcome Johnny 'The Bull' Stamboli!
From a little stage, Johnny comes out from behind the curtain and walks down with a smile. He gets to the table and takes a seat, throwing on some headphones.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "Hello Johnny and welcome to The Breakdown.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Thanks.
(-| The Three Time Karate Champion - The Cat |-) "Now Johnny, I just gotta know, how did ya feel about the outcome of your match?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Well, I feel pretty disappointed in myself for trustin someone again, because it just makes me look soft again. Back up plans are never good, especially when your plan has an ego the size of Kish's gut.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "That's a pretty big ego!
Johnny turns to Cat.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Is he always this retarded?
(-| The Three Time Karate Champion - The Cat |-) "Only when he don't take his medication. Somebody call my momma I made a funny!
Johnny chuckles as Cole rolls his eyes and sighs about Cat's comment.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "Anyways, can you tell us what's goin on in the FBI that caused Lizzy Borden and Dawn Marie to not only leave, but attack your girlfriend Kim Kanner?
Johnny puts his hand over his mouth and rubs it before he drops it back into his lap.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Well, from what I picked up on the whole situation, Kim didn't totally agree with me bringin in Dawn and Nunzio bringin in Lizzy, so she got angry with me and the group. They have a lot of potential and a lot to bring to the table and could very well be the next to pose in Playboy before their stay here is over. They were a valued asset and I, along with Nunzio and Chuck, wish them the best of luck in their future endevours. I got no bitter feelings against them what so ever. They felt they wanted to leave so they did. KIm may have some bitter feelings, but I thought they were pretty cool, so I really can't tell ya I'm mad and hope someone stomps a mudhole in them.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "Since you bring up the subject of Kim Kanner, you haven't been around her for a while, and rumors say it's because of you goin to Wicked Pictures.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Cole, if I haven't seen her lately, why do you ask me if that's what she's mad about. Sure she's been spendin a lot of time with the girls, but women do that. You should know about that kinda stuff Cole.
Cat busts out in laughter, almost falling backwards out of his chair as Cole looks down and shakes his head. Johnny smirks at the whole scene.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Oh c'mon Cole, it's not like ya didn't see that one comin.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "Why must everyone pick on me? I try to fit in, but no one seems to like me.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Well if ya didn't look like the guy who wants to start his own boy band or shove a bottle up your ass, there wouldn't be a problem.
Cat falls into another deep laughter as Cole looks like he's about to cry.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "Y'know, they should call you 'The Bully' instead of 'The Bull'.
Johnny looks at him with a raised eyebrow, then he figures something.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Alright Cole, back to the questions.
Cole, sniffling a bit, looks back down at the paper.
(-| The Douche Of The Year - Michaels Cole |-) "This Smackdown, you have a chance to regain the Hardcore title that the Intercontinental champion, John Cena, and his partner Rhyno helped take from you. Not only did Cena cheat you out of the Hardcore title, but he won the title you couldn't. Your thoughts?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Cole, my thoughts on this are plain and simple. I'm not gonna dig up dirt on this, but I'll leave it with a short message:
You've Messed With The Wrong People!
Johnny gets up and sets the headset down on the table. He goes back up the stage and Cat looks at Cole.
(-| The Three Time Karate Champion - The Cat |-) "Smooth move egg head.
..::[Scene Fade]::..
Scene Three
Johnny
Stopping The Inevitable
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Looks like "The Running Of The Bull" has came early as we see Johnny jogging down the hall in attempt to get away from the pornstar that desires him, Jenna Jameson. He stops by a door and opens it, stepping in and shutting it quietly behind him. He turns around just in to see Lita step out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her. Lita screams.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Oh my God!!!
She looks at Johnny holding the towel tightly.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "You scared the shit out of me!!!
Johnny puts his hand over his face as to not see anything he shouldn't.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Sorry, I'm hidin from someone.
Lita turns her back also.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "From who?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "This pornstar who has the hots for me. I told her I have a girl, but she don't seem to listen.
Lita perks her lips as she licks them a bit as she turns her head over her shoulder to look at him.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Johnny...You can sit on the couch or somethin. I'll just go get changed.
Johnny side steps in the direction of the couch and hits the arm rest, falling over onto the couch. Lita smiles at him as she flips her wet hair over her shoulder as she goes back into the bathroom and shuts the door. She then grabs a black lace thong and bra that is in there and changes into it. She then grabs a pair of baby blue cargo pants and a baby blue see through top. She walks out as she grabs the brush on the table and starts to comb her wet hair as she sits next to Johnny.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Just curious...how did you meet up with a pornstar?
She looks at him with a smirk.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "First off, can I take my hand off my face?
Lita giggles as she reaches over and moves his hand from his face.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Yeah you can..
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Alright, well Nunzio won these tickets on the radio to go to Wicked Pictures right? Well we went there and this pornstar that every man wants, Jenna Jameson, was hittin on me and she don't understand I don't want her.
Lita smiles.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "What a story, but really you almost made me have a heart attack. I mean really did scare me. I thought you were some kinda rapest or psychotic fan.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Sorry for the scare.
Lita smiles and shakes her head.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "It's ok, don't worry about it.
Johnny smiles and lays his head back on the couch. Lita looks over at him.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Does Kim know about that?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "I haven't seen her yet, so that's why I'm tryin to avoid Jenna at all costs.
Lita smiles as she perks her lips.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "So you're gonna stay in here for a while?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "If it's cool with you.
Lita lays back onto the couch.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "It's fine with me.
Johnny sighs in relief.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Thanks.
Lita playfully punches his shoulder and then winks.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "No problem.
Johnny smiles and rubs her head. Lita then puts her head down and smiles a bit as she then rubs his head and starts to giggle. Johnny smirks lightly.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "So, are we gonna do somethin than rub each other?
Lita blushes.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "What did you have in mind?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "It's your locker room, you choose.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "I mean there isn't much todo, it's just a locker room. What can ya do?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Board games?
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Nope I don't carry them *shrugs* sorry, I mean I don't really do anythin here; just take a shower, change clothes, the usual, but if I had a boyfriend.. you can think what will be happening.
She smirks and giggles.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Well, I guess you'll just have to settle for me huh?
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "And what is that supposed to mean?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Well, you ain't got a guy, so you'll just have to have my company,
Lita's eyes widen in suprise.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Oh, I thought you meant somethin else.
Johnny thinks about what he just said and catches on.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Whoops.
Lita blushes.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Sorry...I didn't mean to bring that to your attention.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "It's cool, don't worry about it.
Lita then takes a big sigh and lays back onto the couch, making a her lips hum. Johnny places his hand in his pocket and grabs something and his face distorts. He pulls it out and it's a folded up piece of paper. Lita looks over at him.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "If you don't mind me asking, what is that?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "I dunno.
He unfolds it slowly and looks at it. He smacks the arm of the couch.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Great, just great.
Lita then gets closer to him and looks at the paper.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "What is it?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Jenna got into my room and put a note in my pants.
Lita smirks.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "And what does it say?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "It says I should quit hidin my feelins for her and just meet her here.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Why does she think that?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Just about every guy on this green Earth wants her.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Oh I see... so what are you gonna do about it?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "It'll all be settled on Smackdown, you'll see.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Oh alright.
Lita leans over Johnny and reaches to grab her clip, lying on the table next to him.. As she goes to grab it, she falls on top of him.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Oh I'm so sorry.
Johnny smirks.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "It's alright, don't worry about.
Lita then hurries up and grabs the clip and gets off of him. She scoots to the far end of the couch as her face turns beat red.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "I feel so embarrassed.
She buries her face in her hand. Johnny puts a hand on her shoulder.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Don't be.
Lita looks over at him her face toneing down a bit and places her hand on his.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Thanks im glad you understand.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "I have problems like that a lot, so don't feel bad.
Lita giggles and starts to feel a bit better.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "I've noticed.
Johnny smiles as he rubs her shoulder a bit. Lita smiles as she looks over at him and starts to giggle.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "So Johnny,what now? Your still hiding from that porn star?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Well, I think I better head off to see if she asked around to see where I am.
Lita puts her head down and then stands.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Alright,I mean I don't wanna beat some bitch's ass for coming into my locker room. *smiles*
Johnny smiles and stands.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Yeah, don't wanna get roughed up before Thursday.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Are you trying to say I'll lose? I mean you saw what happened last time when we played around,I mean I'll drop you again!
She smiles at him. Johnny looks down at his... and then looks up. Lita giggles a bit.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Oh dont worry no hitting below the belt.
Johnny wipes his head in relief.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Oh thank God.
Lita smiles playfully as she goes behind him and then jumps on his back and gets him in a choke hold and wraps her legs around his waist for leverage. Johnny spins around and drops down on the couch as he chuckles with a grin. Lita stills holds on tight.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "I'm not letting you go!
Johnny gets back to his feet and reaches behind him, grabbing the top of Lita's pants and pulls them down in attempt to get her off his back. Lita screams as her face turns extremly red as she drops off and hurrys and pulls her pants up.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Oh no you didnt! Its on now!
Lita then runs toward him and sticks her hands up his shirt and trys to take it off of him. Johnny grabs her arms and they stop, realizing what this is turning into. Lita looks up at him.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "This is turning a bit sexual don't you agree?
Johnny slowly slides her hands out.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Yeah.
Lita then sticks them in her back pockets a little shy as of now.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Sooo.... I guess you should go now..Right?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "I..uh...s'pose I should.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Oh alright...Talk to ya some other time.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Actually...
Johnny reaches in a pants pocket and pulls out a card, handing it to her.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "That's my cell, gimme a call later tonight.
Lita looks down at it.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Oh ok..thanks.
Johnny smirks and balls up his hand. He kisses his middle knuckle and playfully taps her on her cheek, backing towards the door. Lita blushes as she then runs to him and turns him around. She kisses her knuckles and playfully taps his forhead.
(-| The Queen Of Extreme - Lita |-) "Alright, bye.
He smiles as he opens the door and steps out, leaving Lita to be alone with her thoughts. He walks on, thinking about the happenings, but a door opens and an arm shoots out, pulling him into what is to be the janitor's closet. He flips on the light to see it's the randy stalker, Jenna Jameson.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Told you I'd getcha...
Johnny, just giving up on all efforts to dodge her, smiles.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "That you did.
Jenna stands close to Johnny and reaches behind him locking the door, she smiles.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Looks like I got you good now...
Johnny looks back to see it locked. He looks back to her and steps to the side so he isn't pinned to the door.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Jenna, I told you I don't want you like you want me.
Jenna gets a pissed off look on her face.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "After our little date, your mind will change...
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "That's if I pin Nash, remember that little part.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "You will.. I know you will.
Johnny raises an eyebrow.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "And what exactly makes you think that'll pin Nash?
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Because.. if you didn't want to out with me you wouldn't have made this little..um, stipulation.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "I'm bein a fair man is what I'm doin.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Fair? You mean... out of the kindness of your little heart? Hun... I can have any guy... but I want you..
Jenna runs her finger down his chest slowly. Johnny takes her hand and removes it from him.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "If you can get any guy, then why not go for Nash or Bagwell?
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "I just told you silly.
She playfully hits his shoulder and laughs. Johnny thinks about that and something hits him, and it ain't heavy either. His eyes brighten and look down at her.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "I finally figured this all out.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Oh yeaah?
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "It's simple science. Opposites attrack. My hardcore is with weapons and goin for a win while beatin people senseless, while your hardcore is porn.
Jenna smirks and taps the tip of his nose.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "You know you're right..*tilts head* never thought of it that way.
She giggles innocently. Johnny ponders more about his theory.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Well, if that's the case, then I guess you'll be wantin on my nuts right about now.
Jenna nods and leans up kissing Johnny. Johnny grabs her shoulders and pushes her back gently.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "You'll have to wait 'til after my match when I walk out Hardcore champion and see who I pinned for it.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "Ugh... fine!
Jenna unlocks the door.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Hey now, doesn't mean we can't spend some time in here. I think better in the dark, but promise me we're only gonna talk.
(-| The Queen Of Porn - Jenna Jameson |-) "I can't promise that, so.. maybe you should go before I do something.
(-| The Brooklyn Bull - Johnny Stamboli |-) "Alright, but before I take off...
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