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Cameras fade in to see the arena that will hold tonight's event, Downfall, at the ever famous Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan. WME has made this arena famous, but Downfall has been estimated to top the chart as to what WME has previously done. Cameras pan around and we see workers hard at work, except for the guy at the coffee table. They're setting up the stage, testing the pyro for the night and setting up the sound system. A feint sound his heard near by, so the cameras check it out and see it's the most electrifying man in all of entertainment, The Rock, strumming on his guitar. He gets the beat he usually generates and bobs his head up and down and tapping his foot on the floor to maintain the beat.
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "The Rock is here in Michigan
goin to the ring and pick up a win.
The challenge here is that punk Mankind
I dunno if he knows this, but he has a fat behind.
Not phat like Trish's ass
would I care to elaberate? I'll pass.
The Rock won't ask if ya smell what The Rock is cookin
basically because Mankind would go a-lookin.
Not just Mankind would look to munch
Paul Bearer and his fat ass would eat a bunch.
Too bad they don't know it's a boot in the ass and a punch in the eye
It's a damn shame that before they were born their mothers got high.
That and it don't help that their moms both did a share of hookin
Now do ya smell what The Rock is cookin?
Rock smiles and twirls the guitar a bit, then setting it on the floor. He leans back in his chair and admires the workers. As he watches on, someone comes up from behind him and taps on his shoulder. Rock turns his head and gets up with a smile. The camera pans over to unveil this person and it's Sean William Scott.
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Sean, nice to see ya man.
|-( The Stiffler - Sean William Scott )-| "Likewise man. I heard you were havin a match tonight, so I got my sources to buy some tickets. Third row ain't bad.
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Cool. Who're these sources? You don't mean those idiots that dress up as cops and confenscate tickets do ya?
|-( The Stiffler - Sean William Scott )-| "Hey, that was only one time.
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Yeah, and The Rock shoots popcorn out the people's ass.
Sean laughs a bit.
|-( The Stiffler - Sean William Scott )-| "Anyway, I heard you face Mankind tonight. He's a tough one from what I-
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Are we talkin about the same guy? The guy who wears a sock on his hand?
|-( The Stiffler - Sean William Scott )-| "Yeah.
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Cactus Jack?
|-( The Stiffler - Sean William Scott )-| "Well, yeah.
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Dude Love?
|-( The Stiffler - Sean William Scott )-| "Uh, yeah.
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Mick Foley?
|-( The Stiffler - Sean William Scott )-| "That would be him.
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Sean, what the hell were you smokin before you came here?
|-( The Stiffler - Sean William Scott )-| "Nothing, why?
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "The Rock has beaten Mankind over, and over and over again and he's gotten his share of wins over me, but he had to cheat for those wins. Mankind can't beat The Rock fair-n-square. The Rock has done that time and time again, but good ol' Mankind couldn't do it. Why do you think he's got Paul Bearer? You think it's so he can be glad his ass ain't as fat as his? No, it's so he can cheat to win, and believe me, Mankind is no Gurerro. He's out there, runnin a muck in Hollywood, and The Rock has no choice but to beat that sack of monkey crap again.
|-( The Stiffler - Sean William Scott )-| "You sure don't pull punches do you?
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Ya damn right The Rock doesn't pull punches. Now if you'll excuse The Rock, The Rock has to go make a quick trip before tonight.
|-( The Stiffler - Sean William Scott )-| "Where to?
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "That's for The Rock to know and for you to find out.
Rock walks on by Sean and disappears. Sean sighs and looks around. He looks down to the floor and sees the guitar. Sean goes to pick it up and gets ready to play, but...
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Don't touch the guitar jabroni!
Sean sets the guitar down angrily and walks off into the distance as well.
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Catching up with the jabroni-beatin, pie-eatin, trail-blazin, eyebrow-raisin people's champion The Rock... God I love saying that... we see him walking into the arena in a light white t-shirt, unbuttoned for ladies to drool over, duffel bag in hand. From out of the side of the screen, Lilian comes out with a microphone in her hand.
|-( The Next Big Singer - Lilian Garcia )-| "Rock, can I have a word with you?
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "The Rock doesn't see any harm in an interview baby.
| Would You |
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| Mind? |
|-( The Next Big Singer - Lilian Garcia )-| "First of all Rock, tonight you have a match with Mankind tonight and we saw him in Hollywood, looking to mock you in some way, shape or form.
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Yeah, The Rock saw his monkey ass in Hollywood with lard ass Paul Bearer and The Rock has some comments on Mankind: they allow anyone in Hollywood, but c'mon, you're abusing it for the freaks that have a shot. You may have just blew it for Hurricane, yeah, that booger with legs and a cape, you may have blew it for him. You don't understand the concept of Hollywood do you? It's there for entertainment, such as people like The Rock. Freak shows are for people Mankind, where pulling things outta completely opposite places is a common trait. Do us both a favor Mankind and never... ever... go to Hollywood again.
|-( The Next Big Singer - Lilian Garcia )-| "Tonight, Scott Hall and Chris Jericho battle it out for the Wor-
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "Whoa whoa whoa there baby. Since when did Scratch Balls and Rick Jerafo concern The Rock? Where? That's right, it doesn't Lilian. Scott can chew on toothpicks with Big Daddy Bitch, that little greased rat and that old guy who farts dust. Jericho can hang out with... what's that guys name? He suffers from bend overness or somethin? Anyways, let's keep this on The Rock shall we?
|-( The Next Big Singer - Lilian Garcia )-| "Well, rumors have been flying around as to a Rock concert in store one of these days. Is that true?
The Rock eyes her up and down with a look of curiosity, stepping back some.
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "You honestly think The Rock will tell you if The Rock was gonna have a Rock concert? The people would be the ones to know. Let's see, did The Rock say anything about a Rock concert? No, nodda, zip, ziltch. Besides baby, The Rock would make sure you're the first to know.
Lilian smiles shyly and Rock smirks.
|-( The Next Big Singer - Lilian Garcia )-| "One last question: you were seen with Sean William Scott earlier and left him for some reason. What was that reason?
|-( The People's Champion - The Rock )-| "The Rock said earlier that it was for The Rock to know and for the people to find out. The Rock's gotta split, so don't watch the people's booty too long cause it's about to get hot babay!
Rock takes off down the hall, leaving Lilian with a smile and the fans with a question in their heads: what in the blue hell was Rock doing?
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