The Darkness

I first heard this band on the radio. i first thought it was a joke. i had a good laugh and switched the station. but then i heard one kid said he had bought the record. then i thought "they actually put this shit on a record".

then a couple of weeks later i had the unfortunate pleasure of watching there music video on fuse. at first i thought it was a softcore futuristic robot porn. but then i heard the undeniable sound of that dildo they call a lead singer. then one guitarist came on that looked like a queen reject. you know those gay guys who where the leather chaps and the handlebar moustache.

and not to mention the fact that their lyrics suck an insurmountable load of ass. You beleive in a thing called love. well i beleive in a thing called a dentist.

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