Lord Of The Rings Merchandise Is The Worst Idea Since Lord Of The Rings

Ok one of these crappy movies is enough, these nerds already have harry potter is that not enough?

i dont see any differences between lord of the rings and harry potter except for the fact that harry potter is about 4 hours shorter.

my friend has the dvd of the first lord of the rings and i had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the booklet inside the dvd.

whilst looking through it i happened to stumble upon a catalog with lord of the rings merchandise.

ok these doesnt seem to bad 40 bucks for a backgammon game. you know when regular backgammon just isnt enough and you need to step up to lord of the rings Backgammon

but then i saw a section that contained all the weapons from the movie. the only reason i could think of that these would be in here is for these 40 year old men who still live with there mother and like to role play with other 40 year old losers.

im not here to label people but i am here to point out the outrageous price for a quiver.

for all the people that dont know what a quiver is, it holds arrows. thats it just arrow storage.

for this much money this quiver better turn into a microwave or do my homework. but it doesnt.

so all in all boycott lord of the rings merchandise.
you would think that with all this magic someone could pull a comb out of there ass.


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