1- Fake English Accent.
so she marries an english guy spends about 2 months in england and now she has this english accent. give me a fucking break. stop being such a poser. your american, your obnoxious, your old, and your ugly.

2- Ruined Die Another Day
when i saw madonna in die another day i almost turned off the movie. i never knew a person could be in a movie for about 2 minutes and ruin the whole 2 hours. no more movies no more singing just social security.

3-Cant Sing
the only reason madonna is still famous is because she does stuff like bashes our government, makes out with girls half her age, and makes sex books. maybe should just quit before everybody decides to hate her.