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- I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
- (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those
wet clothes.
- Nice legs... What time do they open?
- Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking
out my package.
- You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.
- I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
thrasher, have you seen one?
- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
tonight.
- Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta
me.
- I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.
- You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
morning.
- (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck
itself.
- You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
- You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.
- My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
again?
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to
you.
- I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
- Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in
them
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