ARE YOU A LATINO?

1. If you have ever been hit by a chancleta.

2. If you grew up scared by something called "El Coco."

3. If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just.....talking.

4. If you light a candle to virgin Mary on the night of the Lotto rawing.

5. If you use your lips to point something out.

6. If you constantly refer to cereal as "conn fleys".

7. If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner, even......if it's a one bed room apartment.

8. If you can dance merengue, cumbia or salsa without music.

9. If you use "manteca" instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger.

10. If you call your sneakers "tenis"

11. If you have at least, thirty cousins, not counting loco Pepe working at "Don Memo"

12. If you can't imagine anyone not liking Spicy food.

13. If you are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting "subanse,todavia caben" (get in, there's still room for more).

14. If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "vaporub" all over your chest and inside your nostrils.

15. Your mom packs your lonchera"everyday. You've just turned thirty-two.

16. If you call the North Americans "gringos", including Canadiens, and all Asian people (Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Thai's etc.) "chinos".

17. If you just don't get tired of the so called "sopitas"(soup)

18. If you don't think Jeniffer Lopez is hot, "she is just another bitch with luck".

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