Jade is the guitarist for the greatest band in the world: AFI. And he can wail on notes like nobody's business. His sense of humor and view of life is, in my opinion, flawless. This is very apparent through his new passion for song writing and my love for AFI's new sound. But what really makes him hot? The way he can wear a skunk mullet and pink as if he invented the style!
"Jeebus! Those are great things to recieve! I'd be freakin' stoked to get a lovely juice box!! Try getting a walnut. I got a damn walnut one time and it sucked. Totally. And I said, "Hey, this damn walnut totally sucks"
"Yes I am a vegaterian. But it is not because I love animals, it's because I hate plants."
"Just because I had a few meaningless, one night pattycake encounters doesn't mean I'm a whore."
"Hmm, maybe instead of jumping off the drum riser, you could just step carefully down of of it, but make a crazy "I'm-going-off-really-hard" face while you're doing it so people think you're doing some insane stage move."
"I remember Adam gave me this crappy piece of binder paper with a list of all these songs for me to learn and some had checks by them, some had stars, some were underlined, but I already new how to play them, so I threw that damn, crappy, crap-ass piece of dumb binder paper in the damn garbage."
"Je suis un pamplemousse, me donner tout vous croissants" (which means "I am a grapefruit, give me all your croissants")
"Tell him to come check me out when I'm shredding some sweet fingertapping solos and then he'll be like, 'Power chords blah blah blah' and I'll hit the whammy bar and it'll sound like a plane crashing at an air show and then he'll try to say some other stuff like, 'Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda' and that's when I fire up the wah-wah pedal and it'll be like 'Wokka wokka wokka wo-wokka wokka' all up in his freakin' face."
INTERVIEWER: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
JADE: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
DAVEY: [looking confused] What?!
Jade: In Boise on the Rancid tour I went to run up the wall and jump off of it but my foot went straight through instead and my leg was buried in the wall up to my knee.
Adam: That was great!
Jade: I tried to play a blazing solo to take people's mind off it, but I don't think it worked…
Interviewer: Why did the 80s rock so hard?
Jade Puget: I can’t answer that because it would take an essay.
"If you've got something to say about Hanson, say it to my face!"
"I remember than Manchester show. I was skating around backstage and I bailed on this candy bar someone had left on the ground. It wasn't even a decent candy bar like a Snickers or a Twix, it was one of those weird English candy bars, like the Big Turk."
"In 7th grade I ordered this shampoo out of a comic book and put it in my sister's underwear drawer"
"On an unrelated topic, I know many of you have downloaded our album already because you couldn't wait, which is understandable, I was always the kid who opened all my presents on Christmas eve too. However, I hope all of you who were planning on buying it still do because we have to buy lots of cigarettes for Fritch and corndogs for Smith."
"You could be a hit man for the Scorpions, your job is to kill people and make me macaroni and cheese."
"I will be moving into my mansion as soon as I get back to Berkeley, it says Frigidaire on the side. It'll go well with my Porsche that says Safeway on it."
I'm craving chicken and granola bars like a pregnant woman"
"Hmm, corn nuts. Can't say I'm a big fan. I'm more of an apple pie kind of guy because it reminds me of sex and death."
"You're only bored because you don't have a hobby!"
You know, I never stopped to think that the majority of our video do indeed take place in my crotch. I must contemplate the significance of this."
Interviewer: if you could be a character from the original Nintendo, which would it be?
Jade: It would be the crab that throws the rocks on Super Mario Three
"Ninjas are TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping peoples' heads off."
"A kid told me a couple of nights ago, in New York, that my sideburns are a real inspiration to him... his sideburns were very inspired by mine."
"God, remember Tab cola? It was so nasty, possibly the worst soft drink ever, even worse than Crystal Pepsi. I'll always think of Tab as the beverage of choice for child molesters because I knew this creepy old man who drank it and he must have been a child molester because all old people are child molesters"
Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you."
"I saw Billy Idol about six years ago getting out of a limo and I yelled "Billy Idol!!!" at him, in case maybe he forgot. He gave me a thumbs-up."
"Even when I go see one of my favorite bands I start to get bored/tired/over it after an hour and a half. If they said, "Guess what! We’ll be playing for two hours tonight!” you’d see a Jade-shaped hole in the front door."
“Is that a Carrot Top mug?...I'm jealous..."
"You wouldn't want to get your ass kicked by Carrot Top."
"Davey doesn't watch the road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg."
"I still skate occasionally but last time I did, at our show in Hanford, I did a 360 front side variable over our rolled-up banner and broke every damn bone in my body. Ok, I only broke one bone. Well, I didn't break any bones, but I could have!"
"I didn't get my membership stuff! Weak! I stole the patch and armband from Fritch, though, so in your face Fritch!!"
"The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her "My whole life is a dark room" part from Beetlejuice but we never heard from her so we said fuck it, we'll use our own spooky dark-haired girl and called in Davey."
"I love your duck with all its ducky goodness."
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