Interview With the Band on Various Topics Again
Interviewer - Welcome Back guys. It's great to see you again. Let's hope today's interview will be more under control.
Anthony - What's that supposed to mean?
I - Nothing. I just meant...
A - You just meant we're a bunch of stupid morons who can't get along long enough to do an interview? Huh?
I - No! No! Of course not! It's just...
Jan - My English come along good ya?
Daniel - I have to leave by 5:20 so I can be home in time for pizza and Kenny vs Spenny.
A - Shut up you two! It's what now? I think you don't realize who you're talking to here. We're the greatest band since Motorhead. Got it?
J - In Russia we gots lots of snow.
I - Ok. So I see Scott is here with you boys today.
A - We're studs. We'll I'm a stud. Daniel's a nothing.
D - No I'm not.
A - Shut up Daniel. You're a nothing and you know it.
D - Why don't you ever shut up you stupid Philippine. Why don't you go back to your topical island? Huh? Why do you have to prove you're something when you're really nothing? I am better than you! Jan is better than you! We are all better than you!
A - Shut the $%@@%$#%@ up Daniel! *Picks up chair and throws it at Daniel but misses and hits Jan*
J - Was Sie Sie Machen Sie dummer dicker Mann sind!?! Sie hätten meinen Kopf oder etwas brechen können! Nur, weil Sie und Daniel Probleme mit Kraft hat, nicht bedeutet, daß ich verwickelt zu werden muß! Sie werden so zahlen! Stummer Junge!
A - If you're going to insult me, insult me in English or are you too much of a coward Quackenbush!
J - I is not a coward! You to be coward! I leave now.
A - Good.
D - Bye Jano.
J - Guten Tag Daniel. Und gut bye Sie groß oaf eines Tiers, das ihr aus Steuergemüt nicht kontrollieren kann, und mich im Kopf mit einem Stuhl schlägt. Flüche. Wenn nur ich habe gemocht Musik damit viel ich dieses Band nicht aufgeben würde, und von Ihnen und Ihrem schrecklichen Geruch ist befreit! Aber Nr. bin ich kein Feigling. Ich hoffe, daß Sie in Hölle gewurzelt sind! Guten Tag. *Jan leaves and is seen speeding away in his car*
A - What did he just say? Did he insult me? He better not have. Or I'm going to...
I - Well maybe we should...
A - Shut up!
D - I'm missing Kenny vs Spenny.
A - *Kicks Daniel*
D - Ouch! Stop it! don't hurt me!
A - *Starts pounding on Daniel*
D - *crying and screaming* Help me because my name is Daniel!
I - Should we maybe help him?
Scott - Not yet. This is pretty mild compared to the beating last night.
I - Oh?
S - Yup. Until Anthony starts using metal objects and blood is everywhere you don't have to do much but sit back and relax.
I - Ok.
S - Umm we may want to leave.
I - Ok. Well maybe next time we'll get a non violent interview.
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