Answering Machines
Here is what your going to here if you happen to call one of these characters... well, mabey not but it'll get some laughs!
You can send in your own versions!
SASAMI
Phone Number - 555-cooking
*ring* *ring* *BEEP*
Sasami- Hi! You've reached Sasami! Well accually, you haven't. I'm probibly cooking my cute little ass off for all the damn free-loades in this house... *cough* Ryoko *cough*
*In background* Ryoko- Hey! I heard that, Sasami! I am not a damn free-loader!
Ayeka- Oh, yes you are Ryoko! You never do anything around the house!
Ryoko- Oh yah?
*Back to Sasami* Sasami- Please leave a message after the .. *B O O M*
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
................
*BEEP*
RYOKO
Phone Number - 555-robbery
*ring* *ring* *BEEP*
Ryoko-Press 1 if you Galaxy Police. - Press 2 if your anyone else.
(1) You Galaxy Police! You think your soooooo smart just because you got my number! Well don't come and get me! You know why... a... cause... I have hostages! Yah that's it! Besides... um... I'm also constantly on the move! So PPPPHHHHH to you. Now that your scared... leave a message after the beep!
*BEEP*
(2) Hi! I'm not here, I'm either annoying Tenchi, or beating Ayeka at everything! Leave a message and I'll get back to you!
*BEEP*
MIHOSHI
Phone Number - 555-huhwhat
*ring* *ring* *BEEP*
Mihoshi- Um... a... .......... Kiyone! I don't know what to say!
Kiyone- Arrgh! Do I have to do EVERYthing for you? ...sigh... Well.. ok... now just say your not here and leave a message.
Mihoshi- Sniff... Ok... Your not here and... what message should I leave? ...
Kiyone- Arrgh! Mihoshi!
*struggling*
Mihoshi- What did I do? I just said - -
* C R A S H *
*BEEP*
KIYONE
Phone Number - 555-shootme
*ring* *ring* *BEEP*
Kiyone- Wow... I can't believe someone accualy wanted to call me... AHEM ...I'm not here please - - MIHOSHI! Don't touch that!!!
*laser sound*
AAAHHHH!!!
*BOOM*
*sizziling soung*
Please... leave *cough* a message... after the - -
Mihoshi- Whops! Sorry kiyone!
Kiyone- argh...
*thump*
*BEEP*
TENCHI
Phone Number - [unlisted for aperrent reasons]
*ring* *ring* *BEEP*
Tenchi- Hello, you've reached Tenc....
Ryoko- Come on Tenchiiiii... just pray for me to have the other 2 jewels!
Tenchi- NO!!! Don't you remember what happened last time???
Ryoko- Uhhhhh.... ummm... (mumbles to self) Well I didn't know that I needed the other one...
Tenchi- You stupid bubble head...
Ryoko- WHAT?
Tenchi- (real fast voice) uh... leave a message and I'll see if I can get back to
you.. that is if I live through this...
Tenchi- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
*BOOM!*
Tenchi- *cough* Thanks for *cough* callin.....
*BEEP*
Phone Number - 555-STOP
*Ring* *Ring* *BEEP*
Tenchi- Hi There! You've reached Tenchi Masaki I'm not -- AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Ryoko don't touch me there!
Ryoko- I just want to make love to you!
Tenchi- Leave a message after the beep! AND HELP!
Ayeka- Get your hand off of Tenchi's improper spot!
Ryoko- Who's gonna stop me!?
*BEEP*
Phone Number - 555-helpimtrappedinahousewith6girlsthatallloveme1wayoranotherandicantgetout
Tenchi- Hi! You've reached me,Tenchi!Unfortunately, I'm either out, or at the shrine
right now or... RYOKO STOP THAT!! MIHOSHI,PUT THAT DOWN!!! Anyways,Or I'm trying to separate... AYEKA RYOKO,STOP FIGHTING! Well,leave a message after the... WASHU, NOOOOOOOO!
*BOOM* *CRASH*
*BEEP*
Ayeka
Phone Number - 555-painful
*ring* *ring* *BEEP*
Ayeka- Hello, this the sexy princess Ayaka and I am busy taking care of that damn ugly free loading monster named Ryoko.
(in back) Ryoko- Hey Ayaka I heard that you b*tch why don't you stop acting like the spoild little princess you are and come out and fight!
Ayeka- What?! How dare you... you demon! I will teach you...
*BOOM*
*laser sound*
the other girls- Aaahhh!
*electric sounds*
Ayaka- so plz leave a... oh you Ryoko... after the... Demon!!!!!!!
*BEEP*
Thank you...
Sasami (prettysammy3@hotmail.com)
Ryo-Ohki (melinyM@aol.com)
Chelsea (Sasami Juria2@aol.com)
Mimi (Jemiella2@aol.com)
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