Pretty Sammy- "I'm scared of magic... I was told it's not real..."

Sasami- "If I have to cook one more meal i'm gunna..."

Sasami- " .:sigh:. It's good to be lazy and care free."

Ayeka- "I hate being a princess!"
Sasami- "I love being a princess!"

Ryoko- "All I do is cook and clean around here!"

Ayeka- "I'm so humble.. I never mention that I'm a princess."

Mihoshi- "5n+5+35x23.6m-6(sq) is greater than 8734.84374h+1/2 the width of a hexagon-28%."
Washu- "I didn't know that!"

Kiyone- "I love working with you, Mihoshi"

Kiyone- "Man, I love being stationd on Earth!"

Ryoko- "Ayeka, I couldn't ask for a better friend!"
Ayeka- "Same to you, Ryoko!"

Noboyuki- "Tenchi, if you bring another women into this house I'm gunna kill you!"

Noboyuki- "All the chicks dig me!"
Tenchi- "Dad, I wish i had as much luck with women as you do."

Mihoshi- "Cartoons rot your mind!"

Ayeka- "Ahh! My skin! Anyone got any wrinkle cream and moisterisers?"

Kiyone- "Tenchi, you under arest for kidnapping the princesses of Jurai!"

Pretty Sammy- "I hate my job."

Pretty Sammy- "All this love stuff is gunna make me puke!"

Mihoshi- "As you can see on my résumé I am very skilled in many areas and have a degree in physics."

Mihoshi- "Wow that criminal #430 for me!"

Sakuya- "If that Tenchi kid hangs around me anymore I'm gunna hit him with my books!"

Amagasaki- "Wresteling is fake, I never watch it."

Katsuheto- "Tea is bad for you!"
Tenchi- "Awww, but Grandpa..."

Mihoshi- "Washu needs my help building a time transport, I am skilled at building those you know..."

Ayeka- "Get me a beer!"
Kagato- "Coming right up, Princess Ayeka!"

Yugi- "Sasami, I want to be friends with the rest of you family to!"
Sasami- "Yugi, I told you, we already have a dumb blond in the family!"

Achika- "I married Noboyuki for his money!"
Tenchi- "So i was an accadent?"

Misaki- "Get that filthy cabbit away from me!"

Nagi- "Naw, I'm not a bounty hunter, I am playing hide and seek tag with Ryoko."

Ryo-Ohki- "Woof"

Misaki- "Ayeka, Sasami, You two are the worst children Iv'e ever had!"

Washu- "I don't get it..."

Washu- "Science is for losers."

Kiyone- "Galaxy Police Policeman is on!"
Ayeka- "No! I'm waching the Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Egals!"
Noboyuki- "Hey, but my sope oprea is on!"
Tenchi- "And I wanted to watch The Iron Chef..."

Tenchi- "Die Ayeka!"
Ayeka- "Azaka! Kamidake! Help me! Tenchi is trying to kill me!"
Azaka & Kamidake- "Sorry lady, it's out day off."

Wahsu- "Mihoshi, can I use that tosting machine in your labritory?"
Mihoshi- "Sure, Washu, just take the sub-transporter to the 4 dimension. Now remember, put the bread in, push down the lever, and wait for it to pop back up."

Azaka & Kamidake- (After being reserected in Universe) "Who are you people?"

Yukinojo- "Mihoshi, of all the pilots, you are the best I've ever seen."

Noboyuki- "Tenchi, I AM YOUR FATHER!"
Tenchi- "No shi* Sherlock! Wheres you magnifine galss?"
Katsuheto- "I'm never taking you to a Star Wars movie again, Noboyuki!"

Misaki- "Who are these kids? And why do they keep calling me mommy?"

Sasami- "I can only cook things that say 'Instant' on them."

Tenchi- "I have a confession to make... I'm a gay homosexual! Thats what those 'training sessions' with Grandfather are!"
All the girls- "WHAT?!?!?!"

Misaki- "Ryoko, I think of you as the third daughter i never had..."
Ryoko- "Awww Mommy! I love you! I get my own room right? I won't have to share with Ayeka?"

Mihoshi- "Kiyone! I'm sick of your bumbling!"

Kiyone- "Mihoshi, how does this work?"

Nagi- "Ryoko, I don't want to fight to the death... How about paintball?"

Sasami- "Tenchi! "I'm a little girl! Stop hitting on me!"

Tenchi- "Hey all you be-otches! get in my pimp-mobile!"

Ryoko- "I'm scared of heights!"