They Who Have Been Slimed
Season One
| Game Number | Result | Opponent | Race | Coach | Score | Casualties | Fans (FAME) | Winnings | Fan Factor | Notes & Highlights |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Win | Screaming Death | Khemri | Plucks | 1-0 | 4-3 | 15,000 (+1) | 80,000 | +1 | The first half ended scoreless, after Slurper perfectly launched a goblin into a crucial location to prevent a touchdown. In the second, we stole it from them while the Captain kept their mummies busy. Glory for Pigwiggin! |
| 2 | Win | Ravagers of the North | Norse | Cutmore | 4-1 | 2-3 | 22,000 (-) | 70,000 | +1 | The mercenary goblin scored towards the end of the first half, and then a gorgeous pass from Slurper (again) let Bitey of the Sharp Teeth score at the end of the first. The same mercenary scored again in the second half, sealing the victory. Glory (and death) for Pigwiggin! |
| 3 | Win | Raptors | Halfling | Warchief | 3-0 | 6-0 | 21,000 (+1) | 80,000 | +1 | The first half had lots of give and take, with the Trolls scoring a defensive touchdown towards the end, after much back and forth. The second was very messy for the flings, with blood (theirs) spattering everywhere. Pigwiggin, fresh from his resurrection, got a casualty. Glory!!! |
| 4 | Win | Angry Girls | Human | Warchief | 1-0 | 3-4 | 21,000 (+1) | 40,000 | +1 | Pesky goblins, really do suck. We failed a lot of rolls, but managed to sneak away with this one as he failed a catch for the tie in the last turn. We also had to purchase his healer, to keep Angry Agrik from getting his skull broken. No real glory :( |
| 5 | Loss | European Task Force | Skaven | Balden | 1-2 | 4-0 | 22,000 (-) | 60,000 | - | Cursed ratmen! We bashed em good, but they got sneaky and scored at the end of the first half. Then they sneakily scored again and we couldn't pick up the ball for the tie! Sneaky ratmen! No Glory for Pigwiggin :( |
| 6 | Draw | Aurelia Ravens | High Elf | Steveo | 1-1 | 2-0 | 24,000 (-) | 60,000 | +1 | After foolishly letting the elves score in the first two turns, the gobbos held fairly well. We scored on them in the first, and then prevented them from scoring in the second, almost scoring a game winner ourselves. Dangerous elves, always pointing us out to the ref! Glory for Pigwiggin, who KO'd two of them (even if the ref saw). |
| 7 | Win | Big Food | Ogre | Fjuri | 3-1 | 6-6 | 26,000 (-) | 50,000 | - | A real smash-up. Bombs thrown and caught, ogres carved up with chainsaws, casualties everywhere and blood so slick on the pitch even the snotlings couldn't dodge anymore. Pigwiggin also knocked down an ogre - Glory! |
| 8 | Win | Blades of Depravity | Goblin | Jumdar | 2-0 | 4-0 | 22,000 (-) | 70,000 | - | Goblin-off! We scored twice defensively in the first, taking out all their secret weapons while keeping The Captain and Buzz in reserve. The highlight turn was the first turn of the second, when both their trolls were taken out! The best was the both down hit thrown by Snotgobbler, who stayed on the field, while badly hurting Tigrath the Sleepy! No Glory for Pigwiggin - he was a bad goblin, costing us a touchdown in the second. |
Splattered Heroes
| # | Name | Position | Skills Gained | cp | td | in | cs | vp | sp | Injury | Other Notes | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | Feets Dat Smell | Goblin | Niggled | Smacked hard by General Patton in the first half, while holding the ball. He was magically cured after game 3, with some spare booty. | 1 | |||||||
| 12 | Pigwiggin the Fierce | Goblin | Slain! | Slain by a thrown rock at the end of the second game. The crowd was mad because he had KO'd a +St Berserker and chain-surfed their tackler in a glorious blitz that allowed the first touchdown. *sniff* He was raised from the dead, immediately after the match. | 2 | |||||||
| 4 | Buzz Buzz Splatter | Goblin | Smashed Hip | Just as he brought the equipment to bear, a sneaky human lady slapped him in the face. He was so surprised, he cut his own leg off. Fortunately, it got reattached after the game. | 4 | |||||||
| 16 | New Guy | Goblin | 1 | 3 | Dead! | After scoring the only touchdown in his first (and only other) game, young 'New Guy' was killed by a Snotling. If he weren't dead, he'd be embarrassed :p | 6 | |||||
| 11 | Gotz Drool | Goblin | 2 | 1 | 11 | Fractured Skull | Damned healer failed him, after an ogre smashed him. | 6 |
