This disclaimer is hereby being posted as a means of informing others for their as well as my own protection. And goes as follows:

1. I hereby wave the right to tell the truth. Anything I say, can and more then likely will be an exaggeration of the truth, my life, and all that is me. Be aware that what I say and what I do are two completely matters. Please refer to section 4.

2. I hereby hold the right to change my mind at any given point in time. If my character said "sure" one day, more then likely I will say "no" the next. Please refer to section 4.

3. Make absolutely no plans on falling in love with my character or meeting them in person. They don't exist and never physically will. They are social, I am not, and such must request that I am left out of this equation. Please refer to section 4.

4. My characters are merely a figment of my personality. They are everything I never want to be and some of the things I am, but indefinately are nothing like what I really am in the real world. They are more accepting then myself, more outgoing then myself, more self-assured and more likely to come off as overly friendly. If you can not handle this, I suggest you choose a hobbie that doesn't involve the net, because under no circumstances do I wish to be retaliated against for facts you were previously informed of by my character!

5. Roleplaying with my characters is no way to meet me. I roleplay in true roleplay fashion and will hold to the ideals of my character both above and below the line. When I fall into a characters mindset, I cannot shut them off at will when I still have the drive to continue roleplaying. If you wish to speak to me choose a mode of communication outside the RP environment. Please refer to section 4.

6. I roleplay fantasy situations, not "fantasy" situations. If you feel the urge to cyber, please refer yourself to a sex chat and get off my back. My characters are sick of the one liners and quite frankly, so am I. Please refer to section 4.

7. I hereby hold the right to disclose inacurate photos of myself and all those I love and wish to keep in my life. My characters have pics of their own, which I'm quite proud of, please feel free to check it out on the site, but not before you refer to section 4.

8. I hereby wave the right to accept any of the people and characters my characters might attract. What's good for my characters apparently is never good for me. Please refer to section 4.

9. Calling all the psychiatric wards in Ontario will not produce my name and place of residence, so please don't ask. If I don't feel you should know, you won't. Please refer to section 4.

10. Under no circumstances should you assume you know or understand me. My characters have good heads on their shoulders compared to me. Perhaps you can consider calling all the psychiatric wards in Ontario within the next year if you so direly require my name and place of residence. Please refer to section 4.

11. Be made aware that when encountering my characters, you are merely meeting my representatives. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. My characters are much more fun then I, I suggest you keep them in your company and leave me out of it. Please refer to section 4.

12. This disclaimer includes any of my many personalities across the net, short of the miniscule handful that I function as on real-life, real-situation communities.

I hereby allow release of this disclaimer to be used by others with the appropriate information and titles changed, of course. May this bring you a small fraction of peace and sanity.