Anime Quotes
"*insert evil grin here* You should know better than to oppose Vegeta."~Vejiita-sama, Dragonball Z
"You've got a lot of balls to come all the way across the galaxy, half-dead in a tin suit... just to be killed."~Trunks to Furiza, Dragonball Z
"My wounds will soon be healed... with the blood of revenge."~Vejiita-sama, Dragonball Z
"THAT'S IT! I DON'T NEED THIS STINKING PLANET! I'LL JUST BLOW THE WHOLE THING UP!! *evil laugh*"~Vejiita-sama, Dragonball Z
"My heart is quiet. My heart is calm and pure. But make no mistake, it's pure evil."~Vejiita-sama, Dragonball Z
"What's the matter? Is your brain another one of your weak and under-used muscles?"~Vejiita-sama to Furiza, Dragonball Z
"Welcome to the end of your life. And I promise that it will hurt."~Vejiita-sama, Dragonball Z
"His... stupidity is beyond belief...!"~Vejiita-sama (referring to Mr. Satan), Dragonball Z
"Being a good fiend is like being a photographer. You have to search for the right moment."~Vejiita-sama, Dragonball Z
"Goten, has anyone told you that you're stupid?"~Trunks, Dragonball Z
"Baaaka."~Number 18, Dragonball Z
"Having these balls makes me feel that resembles joy, I think. I want to caress them."~Furiza, Dragonball Z
"We can't just give up because things aren't the way we want them to be."~Piccolo, Dragonball Z
"Well, to make a long story incredibly short, I'm lost."~Turtle, Dragonball
"Teenchiiiii, I want you to flirt with me, too."~Ryoko, Tenchi Muyo
"That's a mobile suit... it's a GUNDAM!!!!"~lots and lots of people in Gundam Wing
"Akiiitooo...."~Yurika, Martian Successor: Nadesico
"There's nothing more useless than a house-broken male!"~Asuka, Neon Genesis: Evangelion
"Well I'll be damned..."~Shinji, Neon Genesis: Evangelion
"Geez, you're such a pain in the ass sometimes. Is this what happens when you start your period?"~Shinji, Neon Genesis: Evangelion
"If I die...... I can be replaced!!"~Rei, Neon Genesis: Evangelion
"Dammit, don't talk to me like that, 'ya dumb rookie!"~Shinji, Neon Genesis: Evangelion
"What's wrong with this damn machine?!!~Asuka, Neon Genesis: Evangelion
"I was a chosen being, a special person."~Asuka, Neon Genesis: Evangelion
"I'd rather have you owe me one. It'll be more fun that way."~Shinji, Neon Genesis, Evangelion
"YA ROTTEN, RAT-BASTARD, CHICKEN SHIT!"~Toji, Neon Genesis: Evangelion
"It is your mind which takes reality and seperates it into what is bad and hateful. It is only the mind which seperates reality from truth. The angle, the view, and the position from which you view your reality will change your perception of its nature. It is all, literally, a matter of perspective. There are as many truths as there are people. But there is only one truth that is your truth. That's the one that is formed from whatever point of view you choose to view it from. It's a revised perception that protects you. And one can have a perception that's far too small; however, a person can only see things from the perspective that they choose to see them from. One must learn to judge things via the perceived truths one receives from others. For example, sunny days make you feel good. Rainy days make you feel gloomy. If you are told this is so, than that is what you believe is so. But you can have fun on a rainy day, as well. Your truth can be changed simply by the way you accept it. That's how fragile the truth for a human is. A person's truth is so simple, that most ignore it to concentrate on what they think are deeper truths."~Most of the Cast, Neon Genesis Evangelion
"Die! Die! Die! Die! You die!"~Harry McDougal, Outlaw Star
"I'll blow 'em to smithereens! I'll blow 'em to smithereens! I'll blow 'em to smithereens!"~Harry McDougal, Outlaw Star
"Well, it seems that you can't move. That tends to make the challenge rather boring."~Leilong, Outlaw Star
"I'd give you my name, but you'd get it dirty."~Gourry, Slayers
"And you shall shed crimson tears....."~Vicious, Cowboy Bebop
"Kid, 'ya gotta expect things... when you least expect 'em."~Kero, Card Captor Sakura
"Women don't work on reason."~Jet, Cowboy Bebop
"Give a guy a break and you'll end up broken."~Lina, Slayers
"They have guns, we have feet, so let's go!"~Kuririn, Dragon Ball
"There's no bright future for soldiers scurrying for their reward."~Zechs Merquise, Gundam Wing
"Look at him writhe, Suzaku! I love when they do that!"~Miruku, Yu Yu Hakusho
"It's rude for the dying to laugh! *blasts Yusuke more*"~Suzaku, Yu Yu Hakusho
"Let's not dwell on the dead; terrorizing the living is much more entertaining."~Sakimoto, Yu Yu Hakusho
"You shouldn't talk. It makes you sound stupid."~Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho
"Death. It has no meaning to the individual involved from the instant it is implemented. The conclusion of their existance only has importance in the minds of those who live on."~Naozumi, Shadow Star
"The grave is not for the one buried inside it; it is for the hearts of those left behind."~Kaede, Inu-Yasha
"Science is driven forward because we believe in miracles."~Dr. Di, Zoids: Chaotic Century
"It's best not to burst the bubble of an airhead."~Vash, Trigun
Non-Anime Quotes
"Comedy is a dead art-form. Now tragedy, that's funny!"~Bender, Futurerama
"Inflammable means flammable? Oh, what a country!"~Dr. Nick, Simpsons
"A wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision an entire universe. A stupid man can roll around in seaweed until he is completely draped in it, and then stand up and say 'Hey look! I'm Vineman!'"~Someone on Saturday Night Live
"When you go to a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges."~Someone on Saturday Night Live
"At long last, the Iludium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator!"~Marvin the Martian, Looney Toons
"Buttered toast."~Ed, Ed, Edd, & Eddy
"Eddy is my ideal pal; soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes."~Ed, Ed, Edd, & Eddy
"If you could be what you wanted, life would be full of movie stars and astronauts."~Eddy, Ed, Edd, & Eddy
"Mmmmmm, something."~Homer, The Simpsons
"Little boy, sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."~Government Guy, South Park
"And this year's award for the worst costume goes to Stan, for his stupid clown thing. Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children. *all point at Stan and laugh*~Mr. Garrison, South Park
"The more things change, the more they suck."~Butthead, Beavis & Butthead
"My great grandfather's name was.... Jeep Grand Cherokee! Um.... I mean, Chief Grand Cherokee!"~Peter Griffin, Family Guy
"Have you ever noticed that no matter what colour clothes you put in the wash, the dryer fluff is always grey?"~Newton, Ned's Newt
"For only 6 easy payments of $49.95, you can learn how to make total strangers send you 6 easy payments of $49.95."~Chris Sheppard, Student Bodies
"Hey, this reminds me of that twilighty show about that zone....."~Homer, The Simpsons
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth handler, you! Bah, I deride your truth-handling ability!"~Sideshow Bob, Simpsons
"I can't wear a pink shirt to work Marge, everybody else wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different!"~Homer, The Simpsons
"Lone Star....I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."~Dark Helmet, Space Balls
"Have you ever considered joining a cult? You know you won't have to pay any taxes...."~A guidance counselor on a Snickers commercial
"These are not 'scraps'. They are historic remains of a once great society of hair."~George referring to his hair, Seinfeld
"Hey! How come you guys aren't dead?! Oh yeah... it's only Tuesday."~Zorak, The Brak Show
"God made people because the dinosaur game sucked."~An X-Box commercial
"Brendon, you need to relax. The doctor said your illness is psychosomatic... or stress-related.... or menopausal.... or something."~Brendon's mom, Home Movies
" 'Look at me, I'm a bunny!' said the first cloud. 'Look at me, I'm a bunny!' said the second cloud. 'This game blows.' said the third cloud. And that, children, is why it sucks to be a cloud."~An X-Box commercial
"When you're a kid, you want to play like an adult. When you're an adult, you want to play like a kid. ......Reality's screwing with you."~An X-Box commercial
" 'Get a life!'..... 'Go outside and play!'.... 'Get some fresh air!'...... 'Watch a sunset!'.... Boy, does that get old fast...."~An X-Box commercial I don't plan to buy an X-Box, nor do I even want one, but boy, do they have good commercials!
"Now Meg, I bet if we fixed it up, it would be a piece of crap."~Lois, Family Guy
"That is the spirit of Christmas..... commercialism!"~Stan's dad, South Park
"No offense, but you're a decrepit monkey skeleton."~Chief Wiggums to Mr. Burns, The Simpsons
"AOL is super-fast!"~Some kid on an AOL 7.0 commercial Man, this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard... Anyone who has ever used AOL before knows why.
"Give us your tired, your hungry, your cab drivers."~Adam Carolla, The Man Show What he says the Statue of Liberty should say.
"You were a good cake, Clyde....... I never should've named you..."~Suki, Gilmore Girls
"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."~Stuie, Family Guy
"We obviously have to lie until we can come up with a new plan for the truth."~Sarah, 7th Heaven
"Would you eat a rectal thermometer? Answer me, damn you!! ......Well I would. Mmmmmm, mercury. Sweet, sweet, transition metal...."~A whale, Sealab 2021
"You are very foolish. The true sign of a hero."~Shang Tsung, Mortal Kombat
"Don't worry about me... the bleeding is just the beginning of the healing process."~Johnny, Johnny Bravo