Thank you for visiting The Chris Section. Please come back and visit again!CHRIS RAP
As I walk down the valley of the shadow of death, I realize that I have the Earth's smelliest breath. I don't really care, as I normally do, and I shrug it off, taking a big old poo. Hi, my name is Chris, and as you can see, I don't care where I crap or pee. I have the world's most jiggly belly, and people say that I'm really smelly. My teeth are rotten and are brown, my butt cheeks sag and hang way down. I don't have much friends to hang around daily, so I just sit at home and watch Andromeda gaily. I like to say words like Boink and Funny, all the people say I act like a dummy. I'm one of the Earth's biggest shmucks, and as you can see, my life really sucks.
Fatass Paradise
As I walk to my bathroom through the shadow of gas,
I take a look at my life And realize that I'm a fat ass,
'Cause I've been ripping ass and laughing so long,
That even my momma thinks that my gas is gone,
But I ain't never lost gas, or lose any fat,
Me be acting like a dork, you know, that i do that,
You better watch how you are talking
And where you are walking,
Or you and your skinnys might be lying in crap,
I really love to fart to make a booby trap,
As they croak, I see my gas and my butt hole smoke,
Fool! I'm the kind of G, that nobody want's to be like,
On my ass, day and night,
On the pot trying to get delight,
Been spending all my life,
Living in a fat ass paradise,
Keep spending all my life,
Living in a fat ass paradise,
They got this thing in gym, where I have to run,
I can't have a normal body, I was born with this lard,
So I gotta try tough, and to gasp hard,
Too much television watching, got me gaining pounds,
I'm an rich fool with money that compounds,
Got a ten in my hand and candy in my mouth,
I'm a low down stinky fart boinking banger,
And don't shoot spitwads or you'll arouse my anger,
Fool! My gas, ain't nothing but a inch away, from your nose,
I'm living life like a fat ass. look! my blubber shows!
I'm 563 now, but will I live to see 64,
The way things is going I don't know.
Tell me why am I, so blind to see,
That I can strech, my fat from you to me?
Power in the gas, gas is my power,
Minute after minute, hour after hour,
Everybody's running from it, but half of them ain't looking,
at what's going on in the toy lit,
But even I don't know what's cooking.
They say I gotta learn,
But nobody's coming near me,
If they can't even stand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't, I guess I gotta fart
That's why I know my life kind of sucks, fool!
Chris Rhyme
Hello you can call me chris, I need to take a piss, as I stick my penis in your mouth, I tell you bitch, open south, as my load begins to blow, I tell you that you are my hoe, as your lips begin to fill, I say "hey jackass hold still", I like it stuck in my ass, I love the gas that I pass, I love the buttered pasta and the fattening noodles, I love dogs like kirby and well endowned poodles, I like to say words like boink and funny, I like to stink and act like a dummy, I love the smell of chip beef stew, and most of all i love doo, doo, so if you think i am sort of sick, go right ahead and suck my dick, because i don't give a damn if you care, because if you do, my ass will tear,
