Here are some "Turnbullisms" that I have picked
up through various episodes of Due South.
Joke spoilers are here, for every relevant
episode of Due South. You're warned.
Please send in your contributions!!!!
You have to love a man for saying, "You're always on my mind."
Curling is a calling.
If your superior officer has a secret meeting (high-level, interagency, off the record), do everything in your power to ensure that it stays secret.
Country music is the white man's blues.
Fighting for the honor of curling is comparable to fighting for the honor of baseball.
Arm wrestling is a good, nonviolent way to resolve conflicts.
Be very picky about who you let in the Regal Suite.
Whenever you need to relax, just think of the color yellow.
Make sure you always have tea ready for guests.
In Canada, if you want someone to leave the room, you say, "Could you please leave the room?"
Glue can be very handy at times.
Avoid eating hot dogs.
Never baby-sit the kids of a bounty hunter. **
If someone thinks the monarchy is of no use, then they have never experienced the Horse Guard on parade.
Sometimes even a bare one-room apartment can be too luxurious.
Beware of people who shoot the messenger.
Look both ways before crossing the street.
You can never be too old to have fun with a toy ray gun. (no pun intended)
It's easy to get in the Christmas spirit while listening to a Clint Black Christmas album.
If you can't be left in good hands, just be left in hands.
Stetsons are good places to hide keys in.
Sweeeeeep!!!
** Donated by Theresa Hogg.
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Pictures courtesy of The Dean McDermott Brigade
This page created August 19, 1998.
This page last updated April 9, 2001.
