Evil Smash 
Full Name: Smash Damacon 
Nickname: He's killed everyone that ever called him
anything but his full name. And he's killed most of
those that did as well. 
Species: He is a complete physical copy of myself
(Smash). He, however, calls me a ‘Goody two-shoes copy
of my glorious self.’ 
Political Affiliation: Himself, evil. 
Friends: None 
Allies: Zydar, Kawai Cookie Boy (TMS) 
Enemies: Me, TMS, Mewd 
Talents: Killing, Swordplay, and Black Magic 
Appearance: He wears all black clothing with streaks
of red down it. They are the blood of his victims. 
History: I will be captured by evil forces and
tortured. When I escape, I will have gone insane. A
spell cast by me will have conquered the world.  I was
stopped by TMS, but my evil self was already there. He
traveled back from the future, into our present time.
He says that Sumashi is a name that is too full of
virtue. He changed his own last name to Damacon. 
My comments: I know him better than he knows himself.
There is no scrap of pity of mercy in his heart, just
a burning desire for revenge. 
Comments from him:' That goodie two-shoes is spreading
lies about me! I am the real one!' 
Zydar 
Full Name: Lord Zydar the Devastator 
Nickname: See Evil Smash 
Species: Demon 
Political Affiliation: Evil 
Friends: None 
Enemies: Me, TMS. 
Talents: Sorcery 
Appearance: He is a red, fiery, demon. He can possess
any being, but slowly changes back into his normal
form. 
History: Zydar was brought into being far in the past.
His species is gone. When he was young, he discovered
that he could force his will onto others. He soon
discovered that he could take over their bodies as
well. He discovered that he could live forever by
doing this. About 400 years ago, he founded the
Alliance of Death, a group of fanatic followers
dedicated to evil.  Whenever he grew old, he took over
the body of his apprentice. Thus did he live until
today. However, eventually he had no fitting
apprentice. This time he decided to take a huge step.
He possessed a Star Guardian. And it was TMS, no less.
TMS slew his normal body, and, using the burst of
hatred that came from him at the time of his death,
transferred his spirit to his body, turning him to
evil. Somehow, I slew him though. I shattered the
Staff of Power that held him there and banished his
spirit.  He is gone for good, I hope. 
(To Lemmy:  ********, **'** ******* * ***** ***** **
******* *** ******** *** ** *** ***********.) 
[Encrypted as to keep secret.] 
My comments:  He is pure evil. Not misguided, like
Smash Damacon, or genocidal, like Pikas. He is evil
for evil’s sake. 
Quote:  You can’t kill me! I am evil! 
Mr. Pikas 
Full Name: Confucius Archibald Ignatius Deemer
Jabarkas Bob Pikas 
Nickname: Pikas 
Species: Do you even have to ask? 
Political Affiliation: AKPR 
Friends: None 
Minions: Shagon, Double O Jigglypuff, Double O Meowth,
Double O Flame Fox, etc. (Notice a pattern here?) 
Enemies: All the Koopas 
Talents: Driving everyone on the planet nuts with his
endless insane world-domination plans. 
Favorite Weapon: Feeling Bomb 
History: A long time ago (about two weeks), Plit was
the way it always was: Bowser kidnapping the Princess,
Mario running to rescue her, the Koopalings beating on
Mario, etc. Then another portal opened to another
dimension. And through it came an unspeakable evil.
No, not Bill Gates and Windows 2000, but strange
sickeningly cute creatures bearing only a hatred for
all things Koopish. 
The evil Mr. Pikas, the most sickeningly cute one of
all, led them. He quickly set up an evil organization
known as the AKPR, set up on 555 Evil Villain Lane and
began to try to take over Plit. His plots in the
episodes code-named the Feeling Bombs and the Campout
of Doom were foiled. After throwing a tantrum for two
days, he again tried to take over the world, this time
making everyone on Plit think they were something
else. 
The closest he ever came to victory was when he
summoned up the greatest evil Plit has ever known
(Bill Gates). The Evil Thingy (Windows) possessed
Pikas and forced him to do even more evil things
(watch cheesy kid shows). However, he was defeated
again. 
My comments: Ewwwww! Back, demon! 


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