The Return Of Valentina
By: Dinobot743

This story is a direct sequel to "Valentina Returns"

Part 1

Lightning lit up the black sky, as rain fell heavily. Thunder roared
loudly. "Ah...This is absolutely beautiful weather!" Bowser said happily, as
he stood near an open window. "What luck to have a day like this, on my off
day from trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom!" Bowser continued. "Sir?"
Kamek asked, as Bowser continued to gaze out the window. "Sir?" Kamek asked
again. "W..What?" Bowser asked, coming out of the gaze. "I just wanted to
give you the status report of the Koopa Army." Kamek said. "Oh, yes, of
course." Bowser said, walking towards Kamek.

"Man....I hate rainy days!" Luigi sighed. "Yeah, the one day Bowser
doesn't try to take over the Kingdom, and were stuck inside!" Mario added, as
he sat down in his chair, and grabbing the Remote Control. "Oh well, time to
see what's on." Mario continued, as he turned the T.V on. "Snift 1, I need a
new game!" Booster said, who was dying of boredom. "Well, since we rebuilt
this Tower, we should be getting people again." Snift 1 responded. "Yeah!
Then I can throw Bombs at them again!" Booster said, happier. "Well, maybe
THIS time, we could try to keep them here for more then five seconds...."
Snift 1 said.

"What!?! What do you mean you won't deliver!?" Belome asked, madly
into the phone. "I just finished my 46 Extra Large Pizza, and now I got the
taste for chicken!!!" Belome yelled. "Sir, there is a horrible storm out
there! We won't deliver until it ends!" The person said. "Fine! See if I ever
eat your chickens again!" Belome yelled, throwing the phone down. "I'll die
of starvation!" He cried.

Lightning continued to brighten the sky. Bowser continued to watch
the beautiful scene. Suddenly, a HUGE blast of lightning struck a distant
hill! "Woah!" Bowser said. "Kamek, bring a video camera, a storm like this
only comes once in a life time!" Bowser yelled. More lightning struck the
surrounding grounds, thunder shook everything, Bowser's Castles, Mushroom
homes, Booster's Tower, Belome's Temple, The Mushroom Kingdom, you name it,
and it shook! The storm got more intense! '"Yikes!" Kamek yelled, as the
castle shook. Lightning drilled into the ground. Suddenly, the distant hill
began to glow! "This is weird!" Bowser said. Troops had gathered near every
window to watch the strange glow. Then, the whole hill exploded! "Jumping
Fireballs! This is great!" Bowser laughed. He loved to see things explode, as
long as it wasn't his things!

Just then....the power went out! "Hey...What the..." Everybody
mumbled around the now dark castle. All around...everywhere...the power went
out. "Oh No! I hate the dark!" Dodo and Snift 3 yelled, and ran under their
beds. "I have a bad feeling about this...." Snift 2 said, shaking. Mario's
T.V flickered off. "Hey!" Mario said, as the hole house went dark. "Look!"
Luigi said. All the Mushroom homes completely darkened! The whole Mushroom
Kingdom was pitch black. Everywhere, darkened. Then, there was this erie, and
down right bone chilling laugh. "Ok. Now I'm scared!" Kamek screamed. And so
did many other troops. Everyone heard the chilling laugh.... "Mario, I'M
SCARED!" Luigi panicked. Booster's Tower erupted with panic and screaming, so
did the Mushroom Kingdom, as well as Princess Toadstool's Castle.

Bowser and his troops saw an image appear around the now destroyed
hill. "All right, NOW I'M REALLY SCARED!!!" Kamek screamed. Many Troops all
yelled. Even Bowser seemed stunned by the ghostly pale-blue image. Bowser
stepped back. The image grew closer to Bowser's Castle. "ABANDON CASTLE!!!"
Kamek screamed, in downright fear. "No, STOP!" Bowser ordered. Nobody
listened. They all headed for the Doomship. Suddenly, a Blue Beam struck the
whole castle. Everyone screamed in pain. Some fainted. Bowser, then blacked
out. The ghostly image laughed. Then said, in a scary voice: "You will all
pay....." It laughed.

Part 2

The ghostly blue figure moved slowly too a hill, as the storm
calmed down. The figure landed, and began to take form. Lightning continued
to light up the whole sky, as mist formed all around the object. Finally, a
person appeared from the ghostly image. It was Valentina! She coughed a bit,
and fell to the ground. She struggled to get up. As she tried to stand up,
lightning struck her! But instead of screaming, she laughed, as she glowed.
"Hah Hah Hah! I'm surging with power!" She said, as lightning continued to
strike her.

Power came back on all across the land. Luigi, who was trembling,
finally stopped. "Is...it over?" He asked. "Oh Luigi! It was just a storm!"
Mario said, as the TV came back on. "Well,...How do you explain that scary
laugh?" Luigi asked. "Simple.." Mario thought for a minute, then said: "The
Wind." "The wind doesn't laugh!" Luigi replied. "It would if it saw how
chicken you were acting." Mario continued. "Hey!" Luigi said, annoyed. He
then walked off to the kitchen. "Just for that, I'm going to eat in front of
you!" He said, as he came back with a very long Sub Sandwich. "Hey! I was
saving the for a snack!" Mario madly said.

"I want to know just what knocked out the Power Stars power!" Peach
said too a whole room of Mushroom gaurds,scientists, and Mushroom people.
"Yes, Princess." They all achnoliged. "Something awfully powerful did
this..." Peach thought. "The storm is OVER!" Snift 1 yelled to Dodo and Snift
3, who were hiding. "No it isn't." They both said. "YES, it IS!" Snift 1
yelled. "No, it isn't." They continued. "OK, it isn't." Snift 1 said, then
used his Bolt attack, which shocked the day lights out of both of them!

"Ahhh!!" They both screamed, as they ran out of the room, and into a
wall! "See!" Snift 1 said, pointing to a window. "Oh." They both said."Hey,
Number 3! I'm hungry!" Booster yelled from downstairs, which echoed through
the Tower. "See, While you were hiding, dinner wasn't cooked! And
now....Booster's hungry!" Snift 1 said. "When isn't he...." Dodo mumbled.
"Hey! I heard that, you fat bird, howabout we eat you!" Booster yelled.
"Blackbird pie! That sounds good!" Booster continued. "He's a BLUEJAY!" Snift
3 yelled.

Valentina stood, thinking who she should get revenge on first. Then it
hit her. "That 1,000 pound garbage truck!" Valentina said, snapping her
fingers together. With that, she headed off. Belome was enjoying a huge
Hamburger, with everything on it. "Mmmm.....Who needs chicken when you got
THIS!" Belome said, with a mouth full. Suddenly, there was a blast of energy
that zoomed past him! "Huh!?" Belome asked, swallowing the whole Hamburger
whole. Belome coughed as he turned around. "Who ever did that is gonna pay!"
He yelled, still choking. Belome then saw something approach him. "Hey! No
visitors after Temple hours!" Belome yelled.

The person finally showed themselves. "Hah hah hah" The person
laughed. Belome stood there, thinking were he had heard that voice before.
"It's you???" Belome asked, in disbelief. "You bet it's me!" Valentina said,
in an angry voice. "I though you were dead!?" Belome asked. "I was, but now
I'm back! And you'll PAY!" Valentina yelled, her eye's glowing. "Woah! Your
freaking me out lady!" Belome said. "Diamond Saws!" Valentina continued. Two
Diamond Saws appeared, and smashed into Belome! "That all you got?" Belome
asked, completely unscathed.

"No, it isn't." Valentina said, as she unleashed a devastatingly
powerful blue beam, which knocked Belome clear cross the room! "Ugh!" Belome
groaned. "All right, Not bad! Not Bad!" Belome said. "NOW, it's my turn!"
Belome began. "Stick for a body, head full of straw, give me a scarecrow, rah
Rah RAH!" Belome said, as Valentina began to move, just as Belome finished.
"S'crow Funk!" Valentina was drenched with a very sticky fulm, which she
deflected off! "What the!?" Belome said, astonished. "Nobody as EVER been
able to do that!" Belome continued. "Drain Beam!" Valentina yelled. A strong
blue beam drilled down on Belome! "Grr...Can't move!" Belome said, as he
tried to get up, but couldn't the force of the beam was too strong!

"Now I'll finish you!" Valentina yelled, raising her hand. As she was
about to attack, two Diamond Saws hit her! "Ahhh!" She screamed, as she fell
back, and grabbed her face. The Drain Beam stopped as Valentina regained her
balance. "How could you attack under the pressure of the Drain Beam!?"
Valentina asked, surprised. "Sorry, lady! Can't take the credit for cutting
that ugly face of yours! My loyal subject here, had the pleasure of slicing
your face!" Belome laughed, as a Shaman appeared from the background. "Your
calling ME ugly!? Have you taken a look in the mere lately? Oh, I forgot.
Everytime you approach a mere, it shatters!" Valentina laughed. Belome got
ready to attack, but Valentina beat him to the punch. "Solidify!" She yelled,
and before Belome or the Shaman knew what hit them, they were encased in ice!
"Hah hah!" Valentina laughed. "Now, everyone will suffer the same fate!" She
yelled, and began to walk away.

Part 3

Booster was marching back and forth in the main lobby. Snift 3 was
cooking as fast as he could. Booster was mumbling something, when two
Mushroom people entered the Tower. Snift 1, who was at the small desk,
rushed towards them. "Welcome to Booster Tower! It's a fun filled place you'll
never forget!" Snift 1 said his usual introduction. He thought it was corny,
but he gets paid to say it. Booster was happy for the distraction, and pushed
Snift 1 out of the way! "Ahhh!" Snift 1 screamed, as he went plummeting into
two other Snifts, who were dressed in blue. "All right, who waxed the
floor!" He yelled. Snift 2 was passing by, with an electric floor waxer! He
immediately tried to hide it behind his back, but it was too big! "Uh...Not me!" He
said, in a nervous voice. "Why you...." Snift 1 began. "Yikes!" Snift 2
yelled, throwing the electric waxer, and running as Snift 1 grabbed the waxer
and chased him. "You know your not supposed to wax the floor during Tower
hours!" He yelled, swatting the wax at Snift 2, who was running for cover!

"Wow, I just love this music!" The man said. The same lobby
music was playing, it never stopped! "You can purchase a recording of it at the
gift shop, for a low, low, price of only $9.99!" Booster said, smiling. Dodo
then walked in, and slipped on the floor! "Whoa...Whoaa!!" He yelled, as he
slid right into Booster and the two mushroom people! "Look out, you idiotic
bird!" Booster screamed, as they all were thrown into the wall! Dodo then fell
flat on the floor. Booster and the two mushroom people did the same. "Would
you like to buy a fat, useless bird? Only $1.00!" Booster said. The
mushroom people laughed. "Heck, I'll give him away for free? What do you say?"
Booster said, smiling. "Dinner's ready!" Snift 3 called out. "Oh, I'm sorry I
can't give you a personal tour right now, but please see one of my Snifts for
a wonderful time! Booster said, running towards the kitchen. Snifts 1&2
and Booster, were all running, but not getting anywhere! "What the..!"
Booster said. "You stupid idiot! How many times did you wax this floor?! Snift
1 asked. They were all running in place!

"Um...let me think..." Snift 2 began. Scratching the top of his
suit. "Geez, you people rush me, push me, and complain, and now you won't
even come and eat!" Snift 3 said, walking in the room. "Now I remember, I waxed
the floor 210 times!" Snift 2 said. "WHAT!?!" Snift 1 and Booster yelled.
"Well, I was bored!" Snift 2 said. "Then take up checkers or something!" Snift
1 madly said. "That is coming out of your paycheck, number 2!" Booster
yelled. "I said, DINNER'S READY!" Snift 3 yelled. "Dinner?" Dodo mumbled, still
laying on the floor. "Dinner!" Dodo continued, as he jumped up, and ran
full speed ahead! "What's that slipping noise?" Snift 1 asked. "Oh no, I
can't STOP!" Dodo panicked. "Oh no, not AGAIN!" Booster yelled, trying to
run. Dodo then slammed into Booster, Snift 1&2! They all speeded forward! "No,
Stop! What are you doing!? Not that FAST!!!" Snift 3 screamed, and tried to
turn around and run the other way, but he was to slow, ::KABOOM::: The three
slammed into Snift 3, and went flying into the kitchen! "Oh no! This is
going to HURT!" Snift 2 said, just before they all ran into a table, but that
didn't stop them! They continued as they hit some chairs! "You know, I
am seriously beginning to feel like the Energizer Bunny!" Snift 1 said.
They continued to slide forward, as they approached the refrigerator! "Now
this will DEFINITELY hurt!" Snift 2 said. They all then slammed head first
into the Refrigerator! But they still didn't stop!

"I thought for sure we would stop from that!" Snift 2 said, as
they went flying through a wall! The Refrigerator fell over, as they finally
stopped, in the next room! "Wow, I've never seen that before!" The
mushroom woman said. As soon as they stood up, Snift 2 said, as he jumped up in
the air: "That was fun! Let's do it again!" Everyone looked at him. "Not
through my kitchen your not!" Snift 3 yelled. "Have you ever heard of
exercising, you fat bird!?" Booster yelled. "Hey, It's not my fault, it's Snift 2's!"
Dodo said, pointing a feather. "Oh sure, blame it on the even numbered
Snift!" Snift 2 said annoyed. They all then began to argue. They were all still
arguing, when suddenly, the Tower shook! "Huh?" Booster asked, as he
fell over. "Oh no! Not the storm again!" Snift 3 screamed. "Heck with the
food, take cover under the bed!" Dodo added. "There's not a cloud in the
sky!" Snift 1 said. The Tower shook again.

"See! I told you we should have had professionals rebuild the
tower!" Snift 2 said. "Well, you guys are cheaper help!" Booster said. "Yeah, I
know, you didn't pay us anything!" Snift 1 added. The tower shook again. "If
this tower is going to collapse, then I have one thing to say." Snift 3
began. "Every Snift for himself!" He panicked, and ran for the door. "Hey!
Wait for me!" Dodo yelled, and began running. "I'm gone!" Snift 1 said in a
flash, as he speeded after Dodo. "Oh sure! Leave the even number Snift to get
smashed by the falling roof!" Snift 2 complained, as he took off. "This is
coming out of everyone's pay!" Booster yelled, as he ran towards the door. Nobody
else heard anything, since they were in all the other rooms, just doing what
they do everyday. Walk around in the same room, hour after hour.

Snifts 1,2&3, Booster and Dodo all ran out the front door, only
to see a floating woman firing energy blasts from her hands, at the tower!
"It's YOU!" Snifts 1,2&3 and Dodo screamed. "Who's she?" Booster asked. "Well
it's about time! I've been waiting out here for 15 minutes!" Valentina
complained. "Oh no! We're NOT taking part in any insane revenge plans this time!"
Snift 1 said. "Oh, don't worry! This time, I'm getting revenge on YOU!" She
laughed. "Hey, don't complain to us! Belome is the one that squashed you!" Snift
2 said. "I have already taken care of him, and your next!" Valentina
laughed, as he got ready to unleash a devastating attack! "I should have stayed
in bed today!" Snift 3 said, shaking.

Part 4

Valentina laughed, as she threw more and more energy blasts at
the Tower. "Hey, you floating freak! Stop that now!" Booster madly yelled.
Valentina stopped, and fired at them! "Oh good job! Now she's trying to
blow us up!" Snift 2 said, ducking. "Just don't stand there, 1, 2, 3, and
you useless bird! Stop that crazy freak, before she destroys my tower!"
Booster ordered. "We have the worst jobs in the world!" Snift 1 complained, as
the three Snifts moved forward. Valentina laughed. "You three are pathetic!
You can't do anything to harm me!" She said. "Oh yeah? Well, um,
uh....we've been practicing!" Snift 3 said, but he said it like asking a question. This
made Valentina laugh some more. "Good job! Make us look like bigger idiots,
why don't you!" Snift 1 said.

"Look here, Dodo! You'd rather live with these jerks, instead of
a beautiful woman like me?" Valentina asked. Dodo thought a minute, then
looked towards Booster. "Even Booster is prettier then you!" Dodo said, almost
gagging. "Now that was just disgusting!" Snift 1 said. "That's just not
right...." Snift 2 added. "God, and I'm his best friend!?!" Snift 3
screamed, and fell over. "Shouldn't they have laws against that?!?" Booster
asked. "NOT LIKE THAT!!" Dodo screamed, pulling out his feathers. "Get your minds
out of the gutter!" He then added. "Oh. Well, that's still disgusting, when
you think about it." Snift 1 replied. Valentina was infuriated. "How dare
you compare ME, to that hair ball some fat cat coughed up!" Valentina
yelled, getting ready to attack.

"Hair ball!?" Is my hair really THAT bad?" Booster wondered.
"You people are just so stupid!" Dodo remarked. "Hey, that's it! It's
blackbird pie for dinner tonight!" Booster said. Snift 3 jumped up, and began to
speak. "We know, he's a blue bird!" Snifts 1 and 2 said in unison, before
Snift 3 could speak. "Will you guys FIGHT already?" Booster asked, pulling out
a Game Boy. "Time to start this battle, so it will end and the stupidity will
die!" Valentina began. "Huh?" Snifts 1, 2 and 3 asked. "Not even I got that!"
Dodo added. "Gawww! Will you people shut up! Your so ignorant, that it's
shorting out my brain!" Valentina yelled. "Look, I'm on level 5 already, and
still your all just standing there and arguing!" Booster said.

"Who goes first?" Snift 2 asked. "What do you mean?" Snift 1
asked. "SMRPG was an RPG, so somebody has to go first." Snift 2 responded.
"How about her?" Snift 3 asked, pointing to Valentina. "No, you IDIOT!"
Snift 1 exclaimed. "Why thank you!" Valentina said, as she unleashed two
Diamond Saws! "Yikes!" Snift 2 said, as he ran away from the saws. "Oh sure!
Try and shish ca bob the even numbered Snift!" He yelled. "I'll use Gunk Ball!"
Snift 1 said, as a black ball slowly approached Valentina. "Humph! Weak!"
Valentina said, as she used her Bolt attack to burst the bubble. "It looks like
this battle, will be mine without a hassle!" Valentina laughed, taking a sip
of her drink, from the same glass she always holds. "Somebody's had too
much to drink!" Dodo said.

"I guess I'll try my Flutter Hush attack." Dodo continued, but
he didn't get one inch, before he was blasted by Valentina! "You
overweight ape! You need a Tred Mill!" Booster said. "Take this!" Valentina said, as
she used Flame Wall, a new attack she gained. "OUCH! That is WAY too HOT!" Snift
1 exclaimed, as his clothes began to catch on fire! Booster was the only
one not hit, since he was standing practically in the door way. "Guess I'll
be having Roast Turkey tonight!" Valentina laughed, as Dodo ran in
circles, his feathers were on fire! "Hey, that's my line!" Booster whined."OK, Time
to try a new attack!" Valentina laughed, as the fire died down. "Electrical
Storm Shockilate!" Valentina called out, as giant bolts of lightning poured
down from the sky.

"Direct hit, 500 points for me!" She continued, as all four were
electrocuted. "I really shocked your system, huh?" Valentina was having
great fun. All four collapsed. "Idiots! How could you lose ALL your hit
points so fast?" Booster asked. "Guess I'm up!" Booster then added. "Locomotive
Express!" He yelled, as a small train went crashing into Valentina! It
knocked her backwards into a tree! "Looks as if I underestimated you!"
Valentina said, recovering. "As they say, don't book a cover, by it's
judge!" Booster boasted. "Huh?" The four asked. "Fool! That's don't judge a
book by it's cover!" Valentina corrected. "Hey! That works too!" Booster said,
smiling. "Try this, then!" Valentina began. "Subzero Attack!" She
yelled, as a massive ice attack smashed into Booster!

He was completely frozen! "Good God woman, you froze him to
hel--" Snift 1 was cut off. "Remember the censors!" Snift 2 cut in. "Yeah.
Were dedicated to family friendly programming!" Dodo added. "Man, those darn
censors are strict!" Snift 1 complained. "Thanks for saying darn,
instead of dam--" Snift 2 was frozen, literally. So was Dodo, Snift 1 and 3.
Valentina had unleashed her Subzero attack again. "That took WAY longer then it
should have!" She said, as she blasted Booster's Tower into orbit. "Now, who's
next on my list? Hmmm.... right! That royal flop, Princess Toadstool! That
should be easy!" Valentina laughed, as she floated away. Leaving Booster,
Snifts 1, 2, and 3, and Dodo en cased in blocks of ice.

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