Duo: Hi! Chibi asked me personally to sing a "special tribute" to Relena and Wufei, so here I am!
Trowa: And that bag of chocolate she gave you has nothing to do with it, right?
Duo: Hey, it's not like she bribed me with a Kuroneko-sama plushie, Trowa.
Trowa: ............................... ((.^;;
Quatre: Can we just get this over with already? ^^;;
Duo: Oh, sure, sure. Without further ado, her's a tribute to Relena and Wufei, entitled "Why Don't You Get a Life?"!
*To the tune of "Why Don't You Get a Job?"*
Duo: My friend's got a stalker and no one likes that bitch;
We tell him ev-er-y day,
"Heero, man, you really gotta lose that chick
In the worst kinda way!"
She says, "Heero, kill me 'cause I know too much!"
While Heero, he just sli~inks away
'Cause he ain't got the cojones to finish the job.
Well, my friend, you just gotta say:
Duo, Quatre, And Trowa: "Go away! Go away~! Just go a-way!
Na, na, why don't you get a life?
Go away! Go away~! Just go a-way!
Na, na, why don't you get a life?"
Duo: I guess all those warnings, well, they aren't enough
To keep stalking Relena at bay.
I guess all those warnings, well, they aren't enough
'Cause that pink li-mo's comin' this way!
Duo, Quatre, And Trowa: Go away! Go away~! Just go a-way!
Na, na, why don't you get a life?
Go away! Go away~! Just go a-way!
Na, na, why don't you get a life?
Duo: Well, I guess it ain't easy doin' at that staaaaaalkin', o~oh yeah!
But hey, man, psychos like him don't come aloooooooong every day!
*Spoken* Let me tell ya 'bout the other one now!
*Back to singing* We've got an ally, his name's Wufei.
He rants and bitches ev-er-y day!
It's "Justice" this, "Nataku" that, he never shuts up!
Well, Wufei, we gotta say:
Duo, Quatre, And Trowa: "Just shut up! Just shut u~up! Just shut the hell up!
Na, na, why don't you get a life?
Just shut up! Just shut u~up! Just shut the hell up!
Na, na, why don't you get a liiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE?!"
*End song*
*Heero, Relena, and Wufei, who were nearby, advance on the three singers*
Heero: *Grabs Duo by the collar* "No cojones"? *Draws gun and holds it to Duo's head* Omae o korosu.
Duo: Heh… heheh… Can't you take a joke, Heero? ^^;;;
Wufei: I do NOT quote enquote "rant and bitch every day"! *Ironically begins "ranting and bitching"*
Relena: *eye twitch* I may be a pacifist, but I am still a very annoyed young woman and this is a "comedic" situation… *Summons Gundam weapon-sized mallet. Trowa holds up a little sign reading "help!", Quatre ducks and covers, and Duo hold up a little drink umbrella and Relena brings down the mallet (Yes, on Heero too, who still has Duo by the collar) with a mighty cry of…* PACIFIST CRUUUUUSH!! *earth-shattering "WHAMMO!!"*
Wufei: *Thinking* I wonder if I can get one of those mallets for my Gundam…