A Tunnels and Trolls® play-by-post adventure run by khara_khang
Top 10 Signs your T&T character is going to die:
10. The GM says, "You will most likely die!"
9. The GM says, "Oops, you shouldn't have done that!"
8. The GM says, "Hm, how are you gonna get out of this one?"
7. The GM says, "Yikes, nobody's ever tried that before."
6. The GM laughs after the die rolls, then looks up and tries to look serious like nothing happened.
5. The GM's eyes grow wide after the die rolls, then grimaces.
4. The GM says, "The good news is that you found a really cool sword. The bad news is that a Balrog comes out of it."
3. The GM says, "Your CON is marked in pencil, right?"
2. The GM says, "Does your character have a living will?"
And the number one sign your T&T charater is going to die....
1. The GM says, "Hm, I guess we should've tried Death Trap Equalizer Dungeon. That would've been a lot easier!"
Sincerely,
Taran Skewer-Orc Dracon
1/2. Hilda starts mumbling something about younglings.
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