A Tunnels and Trolls® play-by-post adventure run by khara_khang
Jax sighs and smacks his forehead, trying to get the Hobbits of Penzance song out of his head.
Let me and the VeggieTales help you with this:
"Joining Taran are Jax and Jay, who together make up the infamous gang of scalawags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
"We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you..."
"We don't do anything!"
"Well, I've never been Shu-Tzen and I've never been to Deathneal, and I've never buried treasure in the Dracon Warren's hall, and I've never been to Gull and I've never been to Darksmoke, and I've never been to Khazan in the fall."
"'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you..."
"We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Khazan in the fall."
"'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you... We don't do anything!"
"Well, I've never liked illusions and I'm not too good with time loops, and I've never clapped at any of Jack D's curtain calls, and I've never kissed a Hobbbit [sic], and I've never stole a rhino, and I've never been to Khazan in the fall!"
"Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rhino and illusion have to do with being a pirate??"
"Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"
"Oh...."
"And who ever kissed a Hobbbit [sic]? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"
"I think you look like Cap'n Krandor!"
"Huh? No I don't!"
"Do too."
"Do not!"
"You would if he had a beret."
"That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"
"Says who?"
"Says the captain, that's who!"
"Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Krandor!"
"And I've never licked Lerotra'hh and I've never sniffed a 'Fuzz', and I've never helped Chereva toss a drunken lout out through a wall, and I've never pronounced 'Glargh' right, and I still don't know how to spell well...."
"You just don't get it!"
"And we've never been to Khazan in the fall!"
"Pass the snacks! Who's got the sun-dried lizards?"
"Here they are!"
"Time for Gristlegrim!"
"It's definitely time for Khara."
"Oh, I don't like this show..."
"Hey look, I found a silver piece!"
Hey Eickeric, that was pretty funny, heh heh!
ROFLMAO!! Now that is going to be fun to archive. Twenty brownie points to the first person to catch all the refs to past BFT adventures there!
Someone has been watching VeggieTales! lol
Hey Eickeric, that was pretty funny, heh heh!
Thanks, but all credit goes to Big Idea.
Twenty brownie points to the first person to catch all the refs to past BFT adventures there!
I was mostly torn between saying "a golem" or "illusions." The former was better visually, the latter sounded better.
Someone has been watching VeggieTales!
For my money, it is the ultimate in Silly Songs.
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