The tournament was under way. The first battles featured Ugana a pirate from Dajji who lost in a route by the hands of E Coli. Densestu a bird thief won with his quick dashes and slashes against Mauri of the Vile Cult. Zell showed his punches were no phony by beating the bloody hell out of Iron Mike. The succubus of Valendia casted meteor to crush her foe Van the Great. The mysterious ninja fought effortlessly against Marmadue. Sqaull and Seifer would have their duel next.

I think Sqaull has pontetial Mr. Buttafuco, but his confidence and determination are extremely low for someone his age. What can be the reason for that, maybe a lack of a social life with the other students.
I think its a lack of studying and meat in his diet. Go Sqaull, you can do it!
I don't want to waste my time out here. I just don't care. I DON'T CARE!

~Seifer jumps over Sqaull and slices him from behind~

~Sqaull swings in a lazy motion~

~Seifer evades the effortless attack and counters with a special he has learned for much time~

I have been learning this for a while now, its time to test it out on you Sqaull! Prepare to die! Harokusay-noka adee oteru tomeo!

~Sqaull begins to show effort and dashes towards Seifer~

~Seifers fire cross is a success and burns Sqaull to a crisp, leaving only bones~

I didn't really even care! Good bye you all! I didn't care!!!!
Sqaull!!!! Oh my, I knew that death has always played a role in the RP tournaments, its a risk all competitors take, but why Sqaull!!!!! I loved him!

Meanwhile Crono gets ready for his battle with Cloud.

I am ready, I can do this.

~Cloud continues to warm himself up~

Oh come on Cloud be careful. Please don't end up like Sqaull.
I hope neither one of them gets hurt Tifa.

~Cloud decides to take the intiative strike by jumping in the air and attacking downwards with his Climhazzard special~

~Crono is hit by it, he throws a dagger he had in his sleeve towards Cloud~

~Cloud catches it and throws it to the side~

Come on no cheating Crono!

Cloud attacks once more with his cross strike~

~Crono blocks it and flips and does his X-slash~

~Cloud falls to the ground~

You did it Crono. Yay! Give me a C-Give me a R-Give me a O-Give me a N-Give me a O! GO CRONO!
Ok you can stop bragging now Marle.
What a tournament starring a bunch of sweaty sexy guys fighting, this finger is looking really good. Its off to the bathroom.
Ooonga bunga nahooi har he ahhh poo poo pee pee wee wee RAGE!
Are yer reazy zu meet yo demise foolz.
Come on, you are the weakest link! Don't worry guys this bird will be fried and on a platter in no time, heh.
Now Zell watch out, any opponent can come and knock you out of the tournament if you are not fully into your matches.
This is it, this is where my Zell raises hell and proves he is numero uno here. Go Zell you can do it!
Dang it I don't want to miss Zell's bout but I have to go take a leak really bad.
Hurry up and come back now you hear Zidane.
Ok is the fight over with, I have some errands to run. YAWN! I am tired!
ARGHH! Yer gonna get ze beating of yer stinky life for zaking me zuu eazy.
Harluqunia tasse! Yer ze weakezt of linkz idiot.
I told him so....SIGH.
Oh my god is he still in one piece????
I think I see his head near the water fountain and his legs over right by Mr. Buttafuco.
OHH NO!!! someone help, quick paramedics put him back together!
Just playing..tee hee. I am kidding Sakura.
Now lets see what the much talked about Crono can do. Do not and I repeat do not hold back.
Alright I won't hold back, not that I was before.(Ok Crono don't get too cocky now, we have yet to prove how strong we really are).
Hello their sir!
Oh hello cowboy.....mmmm yummy looking cowboy.(SLURP)
Uh...can I ask you a question?
Sure sugarcube.
(Damn this man freaks me out)Um, where is the top area, the...uh roof? I want a really good view of these amazing battles.
You can always sit with me their and I can be on your lap, DROOL, yeah. Um..Mr. cowboy that would be on the seventh flight of stairs. Have fun, toodles.
Thank you so much sir.
I'll show you not to mess with me.
~Shadow flings his daggers at Crono~
~Crono is hit by two of them~

Crono, oh no! Come on get up, don't let that dumb ninja's daggers hurt you!
Ughhh....I will win this fight....for MARLE!
AHH! He seems pissed, I should have worked at McDonalds...GULP!

~Crono charges up and throws a bolt of lighting~

Damn it this really burns.
Yes! I won, take that....woo hoo. Who is your daddy!?

Meanwhile in the locker room Seifer gets prepared for the big battle ahead, as his next match is the final round and against Crono too.

I need to relax, I musn't get nervous especially when facing a weakiling like Crono.
Howdy there, you must be Seifer..correct?
Yes I am, and may I ask who the hell are you?
I know how bad you want to go out there and cream Crono. Maybe even take his girlfriend Marle as your own. Think about Seifer this is the moment you were brought in this planet for; to rule the world.
That does sound pretty nice, ahem, especially Marle. I don't know if that fool Crono is going to be a cakewalk for me after all. He has literally been eradicating everyone.
Oh yes you can Seifer yes you can, here take this pill. It will be your ticket to the promise land(I mean really to the promise land).
I never listen to anyone, but you my friend...aha seem like a good guy helping out an even greater brother like moi.

The fight is to begin in exactly five minutes and twenty three point nine seconds.

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