Knock Knock!!

Halt! Who goes there???
Hee hee we do not come in harm, we just need to speak with your leader, that is all.
Our leader, the great Baron Van Dussell was killed in a accident of late. Sorry but you may not enter unless you have requested either a audience with the new leader Tidus or you are here to pay your respects to Sir Dussell.

A voice shouts across the fotress

Let them in Rajjin. They are here for a good cause.

But sir Tidus do you even know who is here present at the entrance.

Do not ask any questions Rajjin, quickly let them in.
Nah nah boo boo....haha. Looks like we had some business to take care of here after all big guy. Don't worry you'll do your job better next time.
Welcome to Ft. Kabu, there isn't much here but military personal and weaponary but it is like that since we are in the possible future of a war with the nation of Clarke.

This here is my wife Yuna, she does not speak at all since her voice was forever taken away by a envious mermaid who wanted her beautiful voice, but Yunas' actions more than speak how gentle and sweet she is. Now may I ask what brought you three here.......oh wait Sabin, is that you???
Gah Gah!!! Lord Dussell not here...Sabin sad but Sabin happy to see good comrade Tidus.
nice to meet you I am Zidane and this is my soon to be wife Garnet. Tidus we have come forth from NERV to assist your army against any oppositions.
In return all that we ask for is we recieve your assistance to find our friend Marle and find out all about a mysterious figure named Magus.
I as well as all of Ft. Kabu will gladly accept those offerings, we are always seeking allies.
Hey I had to come in here to ask you kids this, but when the hell do I get paid??
Oh Tidus this is our pilot Cid.
Oh hello there Cid.
Sorry dorry Cid but as you can see we are busy here, don't worry, relax you will get your pay.
Oh shit, well I am going to find a comfortable place and scratch my balls till there is no tommorrow.
Oh my lord Tidus...I have been attacked. The enemy is here you must be ready they are fierce.
..........
My goodness, quick get medic here fast. Alright Blake has said the enemy is here, everyone to their stations. I am so sorry that now is the time to fight Zidane and Garnet.
Its ok Tidus, thats why we came anyways right.
Shit no one said anything about the great Cid figthing, Damn I hate my job.
You two better not ruin everything for me, we will overthrow this puny fort regardless of anything. I cannot afford to let Magus down, so stay out of my way!
Fine we will and by the way general, we'll impress his excellency more, come on lets start the chaos Rude.
Huh huh yeah! All blue troops follow me and Reno and lets attack from the northeast end.
You shall never control our land!!! Jupo asu kentay!!!
Zidane look out behind you!
I shall make you bleed!!!
Haha I gotcha before you even got me

~Zidane jumps over Beatrix throws a low kick~

~Beatrix hops over the sweep kick by Zidane and turns and slashes her sword~
Time to fire the cannon!!!
~Yuna summons with all her spirit energy~

Listen you must awake from this spell that you have been placed under. Following this path of evil is not the right path to take, Magus does not care about any of you!
What do you know, sir Magus cares about us all. Now eat this cake boy!!!

~Reno fires his caliber 5.0 handgun~

~Tidus reflects the bullet at the last moment with his swallow~

Don't mess with the best because the best don't rest!
Die, I want you to die!
Please stop it, can we resolve this like senseable humans??

~Beatrix attacks Garnet blindly and causes her to fall to the ground~

You filthy whore, how dare you think you can get away with something like that! Take this!!!

~Yuna finally releases all the needed energy to call upon the spirit of war Geotaku~

Master I will take your call into consideration to eliminate these menacing fools
Holy shit balls there are too many of these fuckers
WHY DO YOU RUN FROM ME, ALL I WANT TO DO IS GIVE YOU SOME CANDY.....HAHAHAHA!!

At the meantime Crono has traveled all the way to a town called Salvador. Salvador is southwest of Elcid and is home to many mages who use their gift as a means to heal nature in any way that is possible. Here Crono is viewed at as a enemy amongst the mages....but in the corner lies one who is unlike the others and refuses to run away from the visitor.

Hello there I do not come in harm.....please do not run, I have a question to ask. Hey that little one is actually coming towards me.
How...m-m-may I assist you human?

All the other mages say:" Vivi do not get close to him. Yeah Humans have a aura about them thats rotten and his body full of hatred will infect your body Vivi!

You may leave if you want to. I do not want to make enemies with you forest dwellers.
Pssst....Mr. human meet me tonite at the well. I will speak with you then....it is just that I do not want to banned from my home because I spoke to a human, but I will aid you...later though.
Ok thank you, um whats your name?

"Come on now Vivi we are going to lock the gates"

Vivi is my name, well goodbye for now human.
Tyrano your objective is easy. Crono currently is at Salvador, the town of remaining mages. I am positive you know what to do.
YES I WILL KILL ALL! NO BONES WILL BE LEFT ON THE GROUND WITHOUT BEING PICKED. I SHALL HAVE A FEAST!!! MWA HAHAHAHA!!!

Back at the battle at Ft. Kabu

.....!!
How does that feel??? Hahaha looks like the little airhead is dead.
Yuna!! Avalanche malstrom attack hit that wicked general!!!!

~The twirling avalanche attack sucks up many soldiers into its huge hole~

~The attack hurts all the soldiers except general Beatrix~

Damn Cid can't you see we need some help here, like I need some with this damn night!
No way amigo. Not in a million years will I fight.
Hehehe this cannon is fun to use. I want one for Christmas. 1.....2....3...fire!

~the cannon blast hits the whole right wall of the fort causing it all to crumble~

Ahhhh help us we are going to fall in the pit full of Alligators
Come on big boy
For Ft. Kabu and master Van!

~Rajjin soars high in the air and comes down plunging his staff into the ground.
That was fucken pathetic! I'll take the easy way out. How does a colt.45 sound in your head?

~Reno shoots Rajjin with complete accuracy in the noggin~
See ya don't want to be ya!
The bald idiot does not know that there is really a bomb in that cannon ball he is going to put in...hehehe.
I am having far too much fun. Hey! This is a bomb........GULP, ARHGHGHG!

Rudes' body comes apart like string cheese, leaving only his head in one whole piece~
.......
Its him again!

~The mysterious figure with all his might takes out all the soldiers single handly and decapitates Reno~
Oh no! All my men are gone.
You go nowhere mean general gal...I go take you in bush there and hump you!
No put me down you big gorilla!
Thank you for rescuing us again.
He left without saying a word. How rude of him.
I want to thank you every one of you for helping in the prevention of Ft. Kabu being taken over. Oh Yuna you are alright my love
....*SMILES*.
Hey that bad ass dude left a letter on the floor.
What does it say Cid?
It has written where to find Crono at.That guy must know where he is at.
Great Cid you are taking us there on the double.
Me and my damn big mouth.
Are you coming Tidus?
No this is your destiny Garnet and Zidane. Go find your friend, again I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Sabin has returned home, he will stay here as well.
Well lets move it on to the next episode!

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