I need to warn you before you go in and start jacking off

You must be over 18 to enter this place, I don't want problems cuz me and my friends have put alot of blood, sweat and tears into this joint, so don't mess it up for us kids. If you do not want to enter and you are over 18, then the exit is right there, I'll be happy to escort yo ass to where you might want to go instead. Oh and we do not approve of child pornagraphy, its gross as hell and all the sick wackos who do it need to burn in the crimson flames of hell.