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Hey MasterCard! Is a new ad campaign too much to ask? |
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Somebody else must be with me at this point. Now, I'll admit, it was cute a decade ago. And if it's still working, well, I guess well done then, MasterCard. Of course, my problem isn't with the actual company. It's more a gripe with every idiot on the Internet with a paint program. Seriously people, how many images of a girl with her tit or a tampon string hanging out do we need. We get it. Tampons go in their vaginas and are removed via a cord. Wow. Buckle the fuck up world, I smell excitement! (and tuna!) Furthermore, exactly what humor did you add to this picture by adding a grocery list of costs and the word "priceless." Thank god you're out there, benevolent image doctor! Otherwise, how would I figure out that the punch line of a photo of a man who shat himself in terror while bungie jumping is that he, in fact was bungie jumping and get this… shit himself in terror! HAHAHAHA LOLOLOL! ROFL! Thanks for nothing dumb ass. The point is this, you're not funny at all. All you are doing is amusing
the fucking ass clowns who have CollegeHumor.com on their favorites. It
requires no talent to come up with a one-line joke that explains a joke
to stupid people. I can do the same fucking thing at random in five minutes.
Look, here's an example:
The picture was found by typing "crazy pics" into Yahoo. Then I applied several "comedic words" to it! I believe the quality speaks for itself. In case you missed the joke, here's an explanation:
So stop poisoning the internet with this dog feces. I'm tired of getting IMs about similar cock-fuckery. MasterCard, please change your ad campaign, you are the only ones who can put these bastards in their place. Well, except maybe Ving Rhames. He kicks ass. Walk in Christ. |
