It is written and so it shall be, for The Northeast Kansas Chapter, Weasels USA that no Weasel shall be given respect from anyone person, or group of persons with exception of the local watering hole bartender and then only if the tab used by any Followese has been paid in full and justly tendered. That all Chapter Weasels shall be nothing more than legends in their own mind, but then only to the capacity that any given Followese shall have the abiliy to comprehend. That all Weasels known as Followese in the Northeast Kansas Chapter shall be as weasels in nature, conniving life force draining creatures, friendly as well as humorous skanks. Additionally, they shall be bar flies yielding to any and all that demand. That the term and definition "Badass Biker" be limited to the event concerning the day after, any given member has ingested quality pickled eggs and consumed warm beer to the point of near gaseous internal combustion, leaving a solid stench across the land. Thus, with all by laws withstanding, be they local, or national and holding merit with the Grand Weasels that day, shall be openly and diligently adhered to. 1. Be it clear and crystal, as mandated by the Chairperson Weasels USA, Northeast Kansas Chapter that a member, also known as a Followese, also known as Weasel, may be a male, or female. Never shall there be any discrimination over gender.
ADDENDUM:
a. With the exception of any female Weasel, female Followese, or female member shall look better in her T-Shirt, or vest than any male member.
2. A Weasel of the Northeast Kansas Chapter shall go forth and party without regard to time, date, family, or other obligations.
3. Every member shall be ready to procreate as often as physically possible, while being certain that they are not being rejected by the receiving party.
3a. And never at all if married, unless the dubious honor is with mated spouse.
4. Every Northeast Kansas Chapter Weasels USA member shall be ready to consume copious amounts of beer, scotch, vodka, gin, whiskey, wine, hooch, moonshine, whitelightening, zippo lighter fluid, or low octane gasoline mixed or unmixed and any alcoholic beverage while, in the meantime still enabled to ride a Harley-Davidson in a straight line.
4a. Exemptions; In that any member may regurgitate as often as desired, as long as the near continual ingestion of alcoholic beverages is pursuant to this act, or until that particular member is rendered incapacitated due to an alcohol induced coma.
5. That each and every Followese must be indigenously ready to live up to the image and the shady title set forth, a week or so ago, by the almighty Grand Weasels themselves.
6. Never, shall any member, or Followese be allowed to set astride any Jap Bike, lest he/she feel the wrath of the "Genital Green/Yellow Pus Fairy".
7. Never shall any member, or Followese be able to refuse another Grand Weasel, Weasel, member, or Followese in the demand for rights to company, in the selective and diverse interest of consuming alcoholic beverage.
8. Incumbent Weasels, or any person attempting to join the Northeast Kansas Chapter have no rights under charter, or in any by law, until the Northeast Kansas Chapter ritual has been performed.
8a. Each and every incumbent Weasel, or any person wishing membership of the Northeast Kansas Chapter Of Weasels USA must be willing to enact the ritual, of coldly, brutally and in a severe sacrificial manner, effectivly kill a full six pack, just to watch it die.
9. Any member, or Followese, being a he or she and failing to live up to the lofty rules set forth by the almighty Grand Weasels themselves, or the Chairperson known as a Followese Weasel USA, in the Northeast Kansas Chapter, shall be summarily adjudicated by tribunal. Or if not available, by any lone intoxicated Followese, at which time he/she shall be immediately mandated unfit to wear the sacred orange doo rag and t-shirt. Then he/she shall be disgraced to the almighty Grand Weasels for as long as he/she shall live.
9a. Or until the following day at breakfast, which ever comes first.
10. These rules we do affirm and live, while attempting to stay inebriated, as humble Weasels and members of the Northeast Kansas Chapter, Weasels USA...
