Pryde and Wisdom's Flat - The Main Stretch The flat's up one flight, off of a musty-smelling stairwell; it's a nice size, not tiny or particularly ill-kept, but almost entirely empty. The scent of ashtray and stale cigarette smoke is, perhaps predictably, faint but pervasive. The walls are bare but for an enormous black Jolly Roger flag in the space above the couch. Yes, a pirate flag. There's a small television on an overturned milk crate in the corner, facing a rather tatty second (or third) hand couch. The layout of the place is such that the kitchen sort of melts into the living area, and there's a table and a couple of chairs over kitchen way. The table is occupied by a stack of library books on top of a stack of newspapers, next to which is a laptop (open, screen saver showing shifting fractal patterns), and across from which is a half-full ashtray. A half-open door leads into the bedroom; the bathroom's through there as well. Like the smoke, the clutter is also faint but pervasive ... stray bits of paper, an empty cigarette pack, a mostly-empty mug with traces of this morning's coffee. Conflicting forces of Stray Junk and Persistent Tidying. In short, the place is in many ways /distressingly/ normal at first glance. Till one notices that the blinds are always closed, even if one of the windows is usually left partly open from the top; or the astonishingly well-stocked medical supplies kept in the bathroom; or the habit things have of getting knocked over, mussed, or actually vanished when nobody's in the room. And that's without bothering to search the place. "...well that's bloody good to know, innit? Exactly /how/ did he - no, you know what, I'm willing to bet /cash/ he wandered in and fucking told them he was Sherlock fucking Holmes, and they put the straitjacket on right then and there. But you're on your way home now?" Pacing. Wisdom's definitely pacing. The shadow, up there in the window, occasionally briefly goes past with both arms up - one holding phone, other holding back of head; abruptly, the light goes out and there's the sound of the windowshade flapping up at the top, drawn. And then Pete, leaning out the window slightly with a cigarette, glancing up the street but not down, listening to the phone at his ear. But John's likely already in the stairwell anyhow, so it's /really/ going to surprise the spy. There's a knock at the door. Well...no. It's not really a knock. It's more like someone's kicking frantically at the door. A muffled but recognizable voice, edged with urgency: "Wisdom, you there?" Laughter echoes over the phone, for Pete's ear alone - literally. "You know what? I just didn't ask." The lingering delight that she /always/ gets from one of these runs is quite audible. "On my way home, yeah. Be there soon, love, just need to snag my laptop." And Pete's suppressing the agita he gets from when Kitty goes on one of these runs and he comes home and finds out about it from the telephone. "Well /good/, because I--" Surely she's not home this soon. And she has a key. And wouldn't kick the d-- aha. That's a Constantine, that is. Looking a bit nonplussed for a moment as he adjusts from conversation to situation, he goes over to the door, still on the cell. "Mind, John's going to be here when you get in. He sounds a bit under the weather, I'm thinking." Opening the door. "Or maybe he just really needs to take a piss and couldn't wait to get home..." Pause. "Shit. See you in a bit, love, it's all right." Click. "What've you done now?" Constantine stands there, pale and wide-eyed with pain. His right hand is clamped tightly over his upper left arm. His left sleeve is gone--not torn, simply gone--from the shoulder to just below the elbow. That part of the arm itself is soaked in blood. "*I* didn't do anything," he says irritably. "It was a fucking setup. Got a first aid kit, mate?" He pauses, then explains, "They were trying to blow my brains out. Clipped my arm instead. I was lucky." He puts a wry twist on that last word. Opening the door the rest of the way and pocketing the cellphone, Wisdom clicks directly into business mode. "Of course I've a got a first aid kit." He steps aside, gives John a cursory analytical once-over, then heads for the bathroom. "Mind you shut the door, all right? And lock it. Take off your shirt, too." Sounds of things being moved about in the bathroom, something falling and clattering, a muffled curse. Constantine steps inside and pushes the door shut behind him with one foot. He reaches for the lock with his bloodstained right hand, stopping himself just in time. Instead, wincing at the use of the injured arm, he fumbles it closed with his left hand. Then he strips off his ruined shirt--including the remnants of his left sleeve--and drops it casually on the floor. Beneath it glints the medallion Sera gave him. Wow, all he needs now are sunglasses and silk pants and he could be Constantine the Pimp. And Pete comes out of the back, one hand holding the white plastic box, the other in the process of rolling up one sleeve. Then he switches hands as he's walking, rolls up the other sleeve; he's squinting at John's arm. "Arm's the worst, then, yeah? Going to have to get the grains of powder out or they'll scar, by the by. Want a local or just a be-- a beating for getting yourself /into/ these situations?" Opens up the kit, sets it on the counter. Starts pulling some paper towels off a roll near the sink. "Start rinsing it, will you?" Constantine nods shortly. "The arm's the only place I got hit." He rolls his eyes. "This was the arm that hadn't got shot yet, either," he complains. Indeed, there is a bullet scar at roughly the same place on his right arm. He winces, but goes over to the sink and puts his arm under the water. "I haven't a clue how it happened." Pause. "No, that's not true. Blithe must've arranged it." Pete eyes John for a moment. "That's the only place you got hit? You're paler than that." There's no followup, though, just a handing over of paper towels with which to rinse. "Are you drinking at all?" Because you're going to need a beer while I get the black powder out with tweezers. No, there's no easy way. He takes out the alcohol swabs and the bandages, and turns on the light over the sink. And, yes, the sterile gauze. "Yeah, it--" Pause. "Now that you mention it, afterwards I got kicked." John looks longsuffering. "In the crotch." That won't explain paleness from blood loss, but it might explain paleness from pain. "I didn't think what I said to her was *that* bad," he adds plaintively. Then he realizes that he has some explaining to do. "The only reason I'm alive is this bird had a vision of my death and ran to help me. Don't even know her name," he muses. Oh, the romance! "She kicked me, then left, when I suggested taking her out for dinner sometime. Uh--yeah, I am." He eyes the first aid kit. "A beer'd be favorite right now. And, uh, be careful. My blood's a bit...odd." "Yeah, yeah, acid," says Pete, waving a dismissive hand. "Which means paper towels instead of a clean facecloth." He's already turning away, headed for the fridge. "Promise not to burn you if you don't eat holes in the formica." Right. A beer for you, and - not going to have a beer until he's had a chance to eat something. Not going to eat anything while digging gunpowder out of John's arm. So, not going to have a beer for a bit, dammit. He sets the open bottle in front of John and raises his eyebrows, holding up an alcohol swab. "Drink first. Don't want you screeching." There's a key in the lock, and the door eases open, Kitty slipping through and doing the shut-and-lock-behind reflex while she takes in the rest of the room. Pete, sleeves rolled up. John, involuntary blood donor to the floor. "'Shit' was pretty descriptive, all right," she comments, eyes a little wider. Though Kitty's not looking precisely herself at the moment, either. Actually, she's looking /their/ age, a good ten years older than she normally would, curls showing a bit of gray and decidedly underslept - and the dark-blue blouse and black slacks are rather less casual than her normal mode of dress. Though the backpack she's setting on the floor is the usual one, at least. And the whole thing is much less disturbing than Constantine in quite that much scarlet. Constantine rolls his eyes. "I don't think it's *that* strong of an acid." He grimaces, picks up the beer, and downs about half of it at once. He smiles weakly at Kitty and waves his right hand at her. This may have been a mistake, as his right palm looks like he placed it firmly on a newly-painted stop sign. "Well, fuck. It'd better not be, the amount you've dripped already. Didn't hear hisses, though, so it's just dragon-scorches...well, and me-scorches...oi, Pryde. All right?" Pete glances up, then raises his eyebrows again. She wasn't /kidding/. Well, at least Holmes is as good as his name. The look in his one blue eye tells Kitty something it wouldn't at all have told Constantine - Wisdom's in something of a Mode at the moment. "Have something to eat. I swear, *timing*. On his part. Couldn't've figured it out two days ago or anything." He's already looking down again, starting to clean it once more with a fresh swab. Then we get to tweeze. Ow. "Let's hold off on the eating till the kitchen isn't a health hazard, I'm thinking." Kitty doesn't actually stare at Constantine's hand; she's seen worse. Which is, actually, kind of a disturbing thought, and she veers off of it hastily. "What /happened/? - sorry, you'd think I'd've learned not to ask. But I've been not-asking all evening, and may have run out of my quota." And she's a little light-headed at the moment, but that doesn't stop her from leaning on the end of the counter. "Need any spare hands? - And yes. All right. Nothing more intimidating than having to scare off some poor kid who was surfing porn from work. And we got out with what we needed, anyway." At least the chatter might help distract John. Constantine winces at the swabbing, then takes a deep breath and has another sip of the beer. Yay, alcohol. He takes another deep breath before explaining to Kitty, "I walked out of a bar and saw a man attacking a woman who..." He pauses a moment, looking slightly embarrassed. "Who looked a lot like Seravina. I stopped him, but she, uh, wasn't Seravina." A beat. "In fact, she had a gun. I almost dodged the first shot--" He nods at his arm, then winces again. "But the second would've got me if not for some bird who'd had a vision of my death and run over to help me. She took out the woman, and then we had to run from two other snipers." Pause. "She wasn't happy about the whole thing in the first place, and then when I offered to take her out for dinner sometime, she, uh, kicked me." No need to say where. "When I got up off the ground, I came here." "Was it at least good porn? We can move to the bathroom, I want you to eat something. And while you're at it I'd worship the ground you walked on if you made a sandwich or something for me, too." This metabolism and not-eating don't get on all that well, but. Not overtly complaining. Not even really complaining. Just getting cranky. Autopilot's so useful. Wisdom tosses the second alcohol swab alongside the first, in the sink, takes out a little bottle of local anaesthetic and drips some of it on the affected area, then picks up the tweezers. "Finish your beer, you can have another." He has /not commented/ on asking the girl out, and her reaction to it. He does, however, ask wryly, "Were you at least /close/ to us?" Snipers. Kitty acquires an annoyed expression that verges - very faintly - on the protective. "Okay," she mutters, in a 'giving notice to the universe at large' tone, "this is going to be /stopping/ now, thank you." Aloud, she adds, "I've got no idea how good or bad the porn was; I was too busy scaring the kid into next week. Needed the station he was using. But it worked," and this is timed for when Wisdom is /not/ doing anything to Constantine's flesh. "Holmes knows where Melanie and Claire are now. This is going to be over soon." No more bullets. Dammit. And no more visions of /death/, which is actually what has Kitty rather more disturbed. She stalks into the kitchen and assaults the fridge, digging for that offered second beer first before she starts rummaging for anything closer related to sandwich materials. "You meet the best classes of women, don't you, John." Constantine obligingly finishes the beer. No problems there! "Sort of close. Did you hear a crash not long ago? That would've been some rusty old fire escapes falling down and burying the last sniper underneath them." He struggles not to look at the tweezers. Then he blinks at Kitty. "He does? That's good. And she was really quite a tidy bird! I don't know why she was *that* offended." He glances downward protectively. His poor bits. Pete /would/ have suggested a fairly logical line of reasoning, but any comments in that area have been superseded by the new and Extremely Damn Important Information from Kitty. Wisdom actually stares, the hand holding the tweezers dropping to the counter - has to wait for the anaesthetic to take effect first anyway. While he's waiting, and staring, he's also wiping down the tweezers with yet another alcohol swab. "Does he," he says softly, and there's a funny kind of grin tugging at one side of his mouth. Good. Oh my god, it /will/ end. "She's alive, then. Thank God. If we'd - if it'd been /us/ caused her d-- but, she's not dead." Distracted glance; he's fallen out of mode with the news, which is kind of a pain because wound, still. "It's a naff little wound you have, John, once I've done getting the powder out I'm packing it open. Try not to get it infected. And stop off at the Osco down the Stretch, buy more gauze." There! Tweeze. No warning. Kitty nods back to Pete, silent reconfirmation; she's alive. Not dead. And then Kitty's blinking at Constantine again. "Fire escapes /falling/ on him? I swear, you and Seishi are the only people I've ever met whose lives are weirder than ours." Which is what 'thank God, they're not going to be coming after you again immediately' sounds like when run through the Kitty filter. She opens the second beer for Constantine absently and hands it over, then finds a spare bit of counter well away from the medical treatment going on to reserve for food-preparation. "That's certainly a relief," Constantine mutters. "Sick and tired of--OWW! *Fuck*!" Swearing helps the pain. A little. It still hurts, despite the anaesthetic. He takes a deep, shaky breath. "Yeah. That woman who rescued me," then kicked me in the balls, "pulled it down on him." He thinks for a moment. "One of them's still alive, I think." He frowns. "But I'm pretty sure he lost track of me fast, or he would've shot me before I got here." Oh, that's comforting. He quickly grabs the beer. "Ta." He then proceeds to down it steadily. "Wuss," says Pete with equal parts disgust and affection. The hand holding the tweezers drops again, and Pete eyes Constantine. "You going to be whinging the entire time? With the amount of anaesthetic I put in there, it hurts less than getting a tattoo." He glances up at Kitty, idly wondering exactly what she's going to put in the sandwiches, if indeed it is sandwiches that she's in the process of making. If it's not sandwiches, he doesn't want to know. "On the other hand, they could've been following you. But it doesn't matter much, since half the bloody city knows where we live." Tweeze again! No, this is not torture, why do you ask? Why are you looking at me like that? It's not vengeance either, because what, after all, would Wisdom have to wreak vengeance on Constantine for? What indeed. It's at least one sandwich. Since she's not being too picky about what goes into it, beyond that it had to be in the fridge, edible without cooking, and nowhere near acquiring sentience, it's probably destined for Wisdom. Rabbit food is off to the side, being more or less ignored at the moment. "Didn't see anyone when I came in," Kitty puts in helpfully. "And between us living this close to Chinatown and it being generally after sunset, yes, I was looking." Constantine grimaces. "No. I'll be fine." John is not a wuss! *Erik* is the wuss around here, thank you very much. Ahem. "I don't think they were meant to follow me," he points out. "I think they were meant to kill me on the spot. That's certainly what they tried to do." He winces and bites his lower lip, hard, but manages not to cry out this time. Also, he avoids looking at the sandwich. He doesn't really need to be thinking about food right now. Bathroom's that way. "Right, right," says Pete, somewhat distractedly. Between the one hand on John's still-bleeding arm, ow, and the other holding the tweezers, one might wonder how Pete intends to eat the sandwich, hint hint. But he's not going to ask. He can, however, hope. For good measure, Pete lets go of Constantine's arm, ew blood, and picks up the bottle of local anaesthetic again, applying it a bit more liberally this time. He starts working the bits of gunpowder out with a bit more dedication. The faster it goes, the less potential whinging, regardless of what John may claim. "Kitty, would you mind setting up a pot on the stove to boil? Not too big, just big enough to put dressings in. I have absolutely no intention of finding out what happens when you mix potential infection with demon's blood." He glances up at John with a distinctly twisted grin. "No offense, mate." "That's the trouble with these local thugs," Kitty says dryly. "No follow-through." There's no accusation about the entire situation from her; getting shot gets amazing amounts of leeway, really. She leaves foodlike things aside in favor of slipping across to the stove; boiling there shall be. "Right, this is me being a spare pair of hands. And - lo and behold - /not asking/." Demon's blood? Weirdness threshold, invoked: sometimes you have to stop being nosy and just deal. Constantine winces some more. But by now it's more for show than anything else. He just needs something to complain about. He tosses a brief smirk back at Pete. "None taken." Yeah. There's an awful lot of getting shot around here, apparently. He actually manages to grin at Kitty. "Not asking's a great idea." He pauses, then asks, "Blithe hasn't tried to get anyone else killed, has he? 'Cos this *had* to be Blithe." A beat. "Actually, there are a lot of people who want me dead." As if Pete and Kitty didn't know this. "But I think this one was Blithe's fault." "You know," starts Pete, the tone not dry but completely arid, "you should probably keep track of all the people trying to kill you. I tend to find it ... useful. Not that anyone is after me in particular here, but in general. It tends to lengthen your lifespan significantly." Slight pause, as Pete glances up somewhat longingly at the sandwich on the counter. "Most of the time. I don't know that he's tried to kill anyone else lately, but unless you have any surprising ghosts popping up, maybe exes, oh wait that's me." He's shutting up now. He deems it prudent. And still he keeps on trying to get all the damn bits of black powder out of John's arm. You'd think guns would be a bit more considerate. You shoot, the bullet comes out, the bullet goes where it goes, there really doesn't need to be all this fucking debris. Complicating things. Fucking complications. "You know, these bits of gunpowder. It might just be me, but they look like dots. I'm hungry." "Wisdom," Kitty comments, "don't make me kill you before you're /done/ over there. I'm not really up to handling gunshot wounds." She shakes her head toward John. "You're probably right, given the bait you mentioned. And no, it's just you and Ray so far. Sei and Holmes are fine as of tonight, Sera as of yesterday, and we're keeping at least half an eye on everyone all the way up to and including Ray's ex-wife." She lets out a breath. "And I'd better feed the bottomless pit there before he starts giving dire warnings about his hands shaking. You'll probably want to close your eyes." Constantine smirks, humorlessly. "I know about most of them. Some of them are difficult to track." He does not, however, offer any of the information to Pete. He then turns his smirk back on Kitty. "Thanks for the advice, love." In fact, he *does* close his eyes. Given the speed that Pete's picked up in working at the wound, heh, he's actually nearly finished. It is for this reason that he finds it acceptable to look longsuffering. "Oh, ha ha, you lot kill me dead with your jokes. This is me laughing helplessly. Don't bother me with wounds or sandwiches, can't you see I'm busting a gut. Busting a gut, pff. Fucking inane expression." He does glance up, pausing in the precision undertaking, to track the progress of the sandwich. He offers Kitty a fleeting grin, then goes back to watching what he's doing. Almost there, almost there. "Nearly done, John. I know it's not much consolation, but we should be glad Blithe isn't particularly efficient. Or organized." Pause. "Or even as bright as he seems to think he is. I'm liking the lack of follow-up." Yes, yes, she's feeding him already. It's very much not cute, however; efficient more than anything else. Also efficient at keeping crumbs the /hell/ away from John's arm. "Mm. He's got a learning curve," Kitty adds, "but it's not all that good of one. Still, if he thinks to check the addresses the hospital has for people, things might get a bit worse. Presuming anyone /gave/ the hospital their real address. Though I suppose at least Jack and Kate must have, and I don't know about the rest." "He probably just hired a bunch of druggies who were desperate for cash." Constantine smirks yet again. Yeah, not long ago John was about to die horribly, brains splattered all over some obscure alleyway, and now he's making snide comments about his would-be killers. Go figure. "*I* certainly didn't give them my real address," he comments. He's hardly stupid. "I'm almost surprised at the lack of a follow-up," he comments. He was half-expecting the killers to follow him here, shoot both Pete and Kitty, and leave only John alive. That would've been hell. The ghosts would *never* leave John alone. It's probably a good thing Pete's mouth is full at the moment. Actually, not that that's ever stopped him before, but there's a bit more, you know, danger of getting bits of food in the gunshot wound on John's arm, so for once he actually eats with his mouth closed. Which, of course, saves Kitty and John from having to deal with his remarkable wit. For the moment, anyway. And no, just in case you're still wondering, it's about as far from cute as you can get. Considering the blood, the fact that it's Pete eating, the fact that Kitty looks remarkably disturbed by the way Pete eats, which - Pete insists - has nothing to do with the way he eats, and considering the fact that the two of them have a bit more tact than all that. And by the way, now he's finished. The tweezers are set down, Pete swallows, and he reaches over to take a roll of gauze from the set of things he'd set aside from the first aid kit, and hands it back to Kitty. Now that his mouth is free, he notes calmly, "Toss this in the pot on the stove? I don't trust the level of sterility of the counter." He reaches over again, snagging one last alcohol swab to go over the entire area once more before packing it, then steals another bite of sandwich before Kitty walks away. Actually, the snide comments have Kitty more reassured about Constantine's condition than anything else. Look, he's acting like himself again! This is either reasonably good or infinitely horribly bad. At any rate: gauze, boiling, yes. "Mm. Hasn't been a second try on Ray, either, that I know of. Lack of follow-up might be characteristic. Or your one guy still loose could just be looking at what happened to his friends and deciding now is the time to run the hell away." She sounds remarkably cheerful about that. "Or, of course, he could be waiting outside to take another shot at you on exit. But not too likely. Normally I'd offer to go and take a look around in a bit, but I'm not sure I'm up to staying intangible that long just now." And after the other day, Wisdom might just knock her over the head for her own good if she tried pushing too hard. Oh, and yes. The ghosts never /would/ leave John alone. Fortunate that Pete and Kitty have a couple of knacks for getting through that sort of thing, really. Constantine avoids watching Pete eat. Yes. Definitely. And he's silently thankful for the lack of comments from Wisdom for those brief few moments, too. He winces some more, although he looks grateful that the Tweezing of Doom is over. "Sounds like that's what's happened," he agrees with Kitty. "Blithe doesn't seem to hire the most reliable sorts. I'll be fine getting home from here," he adds. Knock on wood. There, alcohol swab go in sink with other alcohol swabs. Pete straightens, tugging lightly at John's arm to position it so the wound is vaguely horizontal. Above the heart, anyway. "Try," Pete swallows with a vaguely pained look, then he tries again. "Try not to bleed too much while I get those. The less blood on the floor, the better." He starts the water running in the sink, briefly rinsing his hands, just getting them so they look clean. Then he can't help it, he looks at Kitty first, then at John, grinning like an idiot. He cheerfully wanders over to the stove and reaches barehanded into the boiling water and takes out the gauze. He squeezes the gauze. Getting the excess water out of it and trying not to get any water anywhere other than directly over the pot of steaming, boiling water over the open flame. No, his hand can't be anything but sterile at the moment, why do you ask. Fucking showoff. He wanders back over, still grinning, and shakes out the gauze a bit, trying to cool it off some before packing the wound. Seems like a considerate thing to do. By the time the anaesthetic wears off, it will have cooled off all the way. Then he proceeds to actually start packing the wound. "You *are* going to need to change the dressing at least a few times in the next forty-eight hours. If you like, I can ring and remind you." That /bastard/. Kitty just stares at the pair of them. And flinches. Twice. Both when Pete reaches into the boiling water in the first place, and when gauze contacts Constantine's flesh. She'll probably return to being talky shortly; right now, she can't even find it in her to dispute with John over his getting home safely. A wry smile twitches up the corners of Constantine's mouth. "Right, mate. Trying not to bleed too much." Then he rolls his eyes. "Bloody showoff." But his tone is mostly affectionate. After all, the guy just cleaned out John's rather nasty wound. John winces at the sight of the gauze approaching him, but it's for show. "Nah, I'll manage on my own." Yeah. Right. "Mmhmm," comments Pete, watching John sidelong. As long as John's arm remains horizontal for the moment, Pete can leave the gauze sitting there until he can get a bandage to wrap around. Which he does, promptly. As he's wrapping it, he flashes Kitty a grin, again, totally unrepentant, then looks back at John. "I take it the local anaesthetic's working, then. You may want to take some painkillers. Pre-emptive, like." Kitty shakes her head, glancing away back at the stove. Maybe she can blame /it/ somehow. "You two," she mutters, mostly under her breath. Mostly. Constantine winces again, almost for real this time. "That'd probably be a good idea, yeah." Kitty gets a sidelong glance and a bright smile. Did you say something about "us two"? Naaah, couldn't be. There is an equally cheery grin from Pete, at Kitty, as he finishes wrapping up John's arm, keeping the packing in place. Just tucks the end of the bandage in, not bothering with, you know, those cutesy little fasteners that they designed for WUSSES. "You should be used to this by now, Kitty." Pete looks back at John, raising his eyebrows. "All set, mate. Try not to get shot again." Pete's expression and tone get quite a bit more serious than they've been throughout most of the conversation. "You really were lucky." Another brief pause. "*Very* lucky." /Both/ bastards. Kitty glares impartially at the both of them, right up till Pete says 'all set'. "Try not to get -" Oh, for crying out loud. She lets Pete say the rest by /himself/, dammit. "You two. Both impossible. Try not to get blood poisoning, either," she adds to Constantine, "presuming that's even /possible/ for I am not even going to finish that sentence." She shakes her head, leaning back against the counter and looking resigned, and absently turning the heat off under the water. "I'll do my best," Constantine replies dryly. "I don't really care for the experience, myself." Then he too goes serious. "Yeah. I know. Thanks, mate." He nods to Kitty, then grins brightly at her. "Don't worry, it was a transfusion." See, she really didn't want to know. With that, he heads for the door.