How to Deal With a Pervert Using Dimension Warping
Here's how you can deal with that pervert bothering you, well, actually, how you can get RPG and Anime characters to do it for you. Just learn how to send things to alternate dimensions, and you're all set. Any ideas of your own? Send them to me. Just make sure to title the e-mail "How to Deal With a Pervert", so I don't delete it on accident.
- Send him into the Slayers Universe. He'll make one comment about Lina's breasts, and get blown up with a Fireball (or a Dragonslave, either one works)
- Send him into the Zoids Universe. He'll get himself involved in winning Leena's heart, and get blown up with every cannon on her Gunsniper
- Send him to Filgaia, in the timeline of Wild ARMs 3. He'll try to hit on Virginia, and get shot by Jet when he's in one of his protective moods............
- ............Alternately, he might hit on Maya and get blown up with a Gatling Gun
- Send him to Endiness from Legend of Dragoon. The second he tries something with Rose, he gets eaten by the Dark Dragon
- Send him to 7th Heaven (FF VII, not the TV show). He'll try to make Tifa his girlfriend, but instead will be blown all the way to Don Corneo's by a Final Heaven (submitted by Blargg 64)
- Send him to 65,000,000,000 BC in Chrono Trigger. He'll hit on Ayla, who will not understand his meaning, but smash him with her Techs (Triple Kick anyone?) (Submitted by Blargg64)
- Send him into the Tales of Destiny Universe. One pass at Rutee equals either being impaled by icicles, burned by fire (if Stahn's around to defend her honor) or crushed by rocks (if Leon actually decides to protect his Neesan and blow it off as nothing later on)
- Send him into Gensokyo. The sheer amount of powerful girls will assure that he gets someone annoyed enough to blast him (granted, it would be nonlethal, but then he can get blasted again by someone else if he keesp at it!)