Word	Defintion
Vandalism	As pretty as a rock in a cops face
Popularity	What your ego sees in the mirror
Discipline	Everything that makes you bored
Life	What happens when you are busy making other plans (Thanx John Lennon)
Politics	A tax deductible sport for old farts
Drugs	What to do when you get "discipline"
Pornography	See "politics"
Sports	Remedy for "discipline" when you can't find any "drugs"
Sex	See "sports"
School	See "vandalism, popularity, discipline, life, politics, drugs, pornography, sports,and sex